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Book Review: Soulless by Gail Carriger

Soulless by Gail CarrigerYes yes this is a Gothic romance novel spoof dressed up like a vampire/werewolf/steampunk alt-reality intrigue adventure novel. And that is what Soulless by Gail Carriger really is. My apologies to the authors who have contacted me in the past to review supernatural romance novels. I’m still not going to be interested in your werewolf romance novel with explicit and sometimes non-consensual sex scenes. Sorry about this in the future as well. At the same time, I do like a good Gothic novel here and there, and when it happens to be delivered with a sharp wit, it’s all the better.

Here’s the set-up: Alexia Tarabotti has no soul (hence the title). She lives in an alt-historical version of Victorian England, and is best described as a youngish spinster with too much nose, too much personality, and maybe a little too much of some other things, including a pair of rotten step-sisters. Soulless begins with Alexia fending off the advances of and then accidentally killing a rogue vampire in a library during a social event. Before too long, handsome werewolf head-of-supernatural-policing-agency (it’s not important) shows up, and sparks fly. It turns out that they already know each other, to their mutual chagrin. Since this is a romance novel, the two spend the rest of the book alternately investigating the mystery of the rogue vampire and annoying the heck out of each other, until BAM!

In this alt-history Victorian England, vampires and werewolves have come out of hiding and live among mortals. Alexia, being a human without a soul, is an even more rare bird, and has the ability to make vampires and werewolves turn mortal by touching them. The mystery of the book arises because nobody can figure out where the vampire that Alexia accidentally dispatched has come from. Further investigation leads to hints of an underground conspiracy as our protagonists discover that vampires and werewolves are disappearing from around England. Before too long, our heroes find themselves in alarmingly dire circumstances. Will they escape from the clutches of the conspirators?

Dear reader, if you haven’t figured out that I like trashy fiction yet, let this be your final clue: I absolutely loved this novel. It has almost everything: Vampires, humor, werewolves, adventure, social scandal, erotic sex scenes, and two main characters that rub each other the wrong way until they rub each other the so-right-how-can-this-be-wrong way. I liked this book so much that I immediately ordered my rat army to acquire the next two in the series, Changeless and Blameless. While it isn’t exactly as awesome as the first novel, Changeless was definitely worth reading. Let’s see the numbers:

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 3 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 4 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: Who would have guessed that a book about a woman lacking a soul would be so entertaining? It is worth mentioning that, yes, while this book is basically a Gothic romance novel with vampires and werewolves, the genre is bent enough, and the humor is lively enough that Soulless should find itself appreciated by a larger audience. It should be noted that there is a fourth installment of this series, Heartless coming early this summer.

Soulless by Gail CarrigerOrbit2009
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Book Review: The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman

The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman - illustrated by Dave McKeanHave you ever thought about your place in the universe? Sometimes a monster feels as if there is a greater plan at work and that something that makes no sense today might show a pattern at some time in the future. You might end up feeling like a cog in the giant machine that is the universe. It’s like that time my entire flying monkey army got horrible food poisoning and were grounded for a week. There were sick monkeys everywhere, and there was monkey vomit everywhere. Those were some of the darkest minutes of my life. But then a day into it, a horrible witch showed up at my door. It turned out that she needed monkey vomit for a project she was working on. Lots and lots of monkey vomit. And here I was throwing it out. It’s just things like this that make you wonder about the universe.

What does monkey vomit have to do with The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman? It seems like one of the main themes of the book is destiny. Here’s the basic set-up of the book: An entire family is killed by a mysterious murderer and the only person who escapes is a toddler. The toddler happens to wander into a graveyard, and the ghosts and creatures of the graveyard decide to raise, hide, and protect the toddler. So he grows up in a graveyard. In the graveyard the child has ghost parents and a guardian who is maybe a vampire, although it’s never really said what he is.

The book is made up of several stories that take place while the boy grows up. I have two beefs with this book. Beef number one is the name of the protagonist. His name is “Bod” short for “Nobody.” So it’s Bod like Rod “the Bod” Bodinsky. ‘Nuff said. Beef number two is that half of the stories are the sort of cautionary tales that belong in an Highlights Magazine. Reading a story where the protagonist ignores the advice of his parents, goes somewhere he’s not supposed to be, steals something, ignores the advice of a friend, and is then dishonest with the people he’s dealing with, you know you know you know that there is going to be a disappointed but caring adult delivering a lecture at the end of the story and maybe administering some tough love. *shudder*

Of course, this book IS aimed at adolescents, so maybe they get off on that kind of thing.

I feel like I’m in danger of talking too much about the bad things. The good news is that the writing is awesome. I think this may be my favorite book by Gaiman so far. The thing about Neil Gaiman is that he’s a really excellent writer AND he’s amazingly creative AND he can write creepy AND he likes to play with the narrative form. His writing works on many levels and I really enjoy it. There are a few things that really stand out about this book.

One, Gaiman adds very interesting angles to some tired conventions. The book has werewolves, ghouls, vampires, long lost treasure in buried tombs, and even a secret society. However, Gaiman gives them all a new shine, great deal of depth, and a mythological air. A lot of reviewers have compared this book to the “Jungle Book” by Rudyard Kipling, which Gaiman himself says inspired it, but I think another good comparison would be the original Voyages of Sinbad from the Thousand and one Arabian Nights, but of course written for young adults. These stories have a lot of adventure.

Another great thing is that some really genuinely sad things happen to our protagonist. This adds emotional depth and reality to the book. I think that this might be one of the things I missed in Coraline (see my review of the movie Coraline.) The end of the Graveyard Book isn’t exactly sewn up. It’s actually the beginning of a new adventure, and it left me wishing for more.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5

Final result: Neil Gaiman keeps getting better and better. I really liked this book. It’s clear why it won the Newberry Award, and I have to say that if Gaiman sees fit to write a sequel, I’ll be among those eager to read it.

Have you read this book? How did you feel about its use of destiny? Do you think there should be a sequel? Let us know in the comments!

The Graveyard Book – Neil Gaiman – Illustrations by Dave McKean – Harper Collins – 2008

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Sometimes I almost forget that I do book reviews at this site, what with the Pyramid Head papercrafts, a Cthulhu interview, and a week full of monster quotes. But I did originally set this site up to do horror novel reviews. Thanks for reading another one of my book reviews. See you next time!

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The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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