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Pinup of the Week: Strange Stories April 1939

Strange Stories 1929 04 April

I love how many different genres are wrapped up in this one picture. First off, I see some definite x-ray radioactivity and mad scientist action going on. Next up, there’s a headless lady mummy body there on the left. To go with the mummy body, we’ve got an Egyptian headdress with a snake on top there next to the radio set the red-cowled secret society member is playing with there. It could be my imagination, but is that Egyptian headdress on a stylized raven head? Finally, we’ve got the grotesque mad scientist assistant. Did I mention dials and knobs? This picture has got some dials and knobs!

13 COMPLETE
STORIES IN
THIS ISSUE!

FEATURING
CURSED BE
THE CITY
A Complete Novelet of
Inhuman Bondage

By HENRY
KUTTNER

AUGUST W. DERLETH * FRANK B LONG, JR. * RALPH MILNE FARLEY
MARK SCHORER * ROBERT BLOCH * C.L. MOORE * TALLY MASON
DR. DAVID H. KELLER * KIETH HAMMOND * AMELIA REYNOLDS LONG

Book Review: Blood Prophecy by Stefan Petrucha

Before I say anything else, I have to get one thing off my chest about this book. The guy on the cover looks like the main brother, Nate, from the TV show Six Feet Under. The actor Peter Krause. Doesn’t he!?! He totally does. Observe.

Separated at Birth?

Maybe Nate Fisher was really a 17th Century vampire. That would certainly explain some things. Nate Fisher or no Nate Fisher, I loved this book! It’s a great Middle-Eastern supernatural adventure novel. It does have its warts here and there, and it’s definitely a vampire genre novel, but HEY – who reads a vampire novel when they want to be reading something else? Only a jerk. That’s who.

In the United States in the 1600s, Jeremiah Fall is cursed to be a vampire when his father unwittingly sets one loose, having ignored the warnings of local Indians about a strange mound in his fields. Fall’s mother and father are killed. Now a vampire, Fall hears about a possible cure for his unnatural condition and spends the next century searching for a “healing stone”, which he eventually tracks to the Middle East. Unfortunately, his plans go awry when he finds that, instead of being a source of his salvation, the stone contains an ancient evil which threatens to destroy the Earth if released. Once the stone is located, two opposing secret societies appear. One dedicated to releasing the monster. The other dedicated to preventing the end of the world. Because of his connection to the stone, Jeremiah is the only one who can stop it.

Here is where I use my handy vampire classification system on Jeremiah Fall.

  • Superhuman strength: Yes
  • Changeling: No
  • Sparkles: No
  • Erotic neck biting: Maybe if Fall wasn’t so perverse (see below).
  • Drink blood: Yes
  • Can turn victims into more vampires: Yes
  • Must be killed by decapitation or stake through the heart: Decapitation
  • Reflection in mirrors: Not mentioned
  • Scared of crosses and/or garlic: No
  • Burn in sunlight: Yes
  • Goth nightclub visit: No
  • Mind control: Yes

Ah! I love classifying vampires. The one that really counts – the erotic neck biting? There isn’t really any of that. Fall clings to the gloomy idea that he is accursed, and generally refuses to vampirize humans and limits his dining to small animals. This is probably for the best, considering that human victims turn into more vampires unless the corpses are decapitated. But it makes for far fewer torn bodices.

Since the majority of the action takes place in the 18th Century, we have bonus items: Egyptian intrigue, Napoleonic wars, despotic rulers, and suicidal and not-so-suicidal cultists. One of the things I really liked about this novel is that the story is a bit of a mashup between a vampire novel and a basic mummy’s curse novel. So, following the mummy formula, you’ve got an ancient evil that is working towards rebirth, and what do all good ancient evils need for rebirth? Zita Johann! Zita Johann or some other suitable person of the female gender. So there is a little bit of romantic interest in this book.

The not-so-good? As hinted at strongly by the title, main character name, and cover, this is definitely the kind of book where you need to leave your brain at the door and enjoy the adventure. My main grudge would be the sudden appearance and disappearance of a band of suicidal desert ninjas. After they serve their purpose (to move the plot forward), they disappear into thin air, sadly.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 5 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5 (needs more biting)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Final result: I can’t remember the last time I gave a book a 5 on the Suspense factor. This book grabbed me and I read it in two sittings. It has vampires, ancient evil, evil death cultists, desert ninjas, and a hero who leaves piles of dessicated small animals in his wake. I liked it!

Blood Prophecy by Stefan Petrucha Hachette Group2010

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Pinup of the Week: Dime Mystery September 1940

Dime Mystery 1940 09

TWO LONG MYSTERY NOVELS
THE CORPSE-CHILDREN
by STEWART STERLING

THIEVES WITHOUT FACES
by RALPH OPPENHEIM

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Pinup of the Week: The Mummy – 1932

1932 mummy - Zita Johann 1

Mmmmmm The Mummy with the lovely Zita Johann. Also starring Boris Karloff as the mummy. I’m digging deep into the archives for while I’m on vacation overseas. Movie posters!

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Book Review: The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman

The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman - illustrated by Dave McKeanHave you ever thought about your place in the universe? Sometimes a monster feels as if there is a greater plan at work and that something that makes no sense today might show a pattern at some time in the future. You might end up feeling like a cog in the giant machine that is the universe. It’s like that time my entire flying monkey army got horrible food poisoning and were grounded for a week. There were sick monkeys everywhere, and there was monkey vomit everywhere. Those were some of the darkest minutes of my life. But then a day into it, a horrible witch showed up at my door. It turned out that she needed monkey vomit for a project she was working on. Lots and lots of monkey vomit. And here I was throwing it out. It’s just things like this that make you wonder about the universe.

What does monkey vomit have to do with The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman? It seems like one of the main themes of the book is destiny. Here’s the basic set-up of the book: An entire family is killed by a mysterious murderer and the only person who escapes is a toddler. The toddler happens to wander into a graveyard, and the ghosts and creatures of the graveyard decide to raise, hide, and protect the toddler. So he grows up in a graveyard. In the graveyard the child has ghost parents and a guardian who is maybe a vampire, although it’s never really said what he is.

The book is made up of several stories that take place while the boy grows up. I have two beefs with this book. Beef number one is the name of the protagonist. His name is “Bod” short for “Nobody.” So it’s Bod like Rod “the Bod” Bodinsky. ‘Nuff said. Beef number two is that half of the stories are the sort of cautionary tales that belong in an Highlights Magazine. Reading a story where the protagonist ignores the advice of his parents, goes somewhere he’s not supposed to be, steals something, ignores the advice of a friend, and is then dishonest with the people he’s dealing with, you know you know you know that there is going to be a disappointed but caring adult delivering a lecture at the end of the story and maybe administering some tough love. *shudder*

Of course, this book IS aimed at adolescents, so maybe they get off on that kind of thing.

I feel like I’m in danger of talking too much about the bad things. The good news is that the writing is awesome. I think this may be my favorite book by Gaiman so far. The thing about Neil Gaiman is that he’s a really excellent writer AND he’s amazingly creative AND he can write creepy AND he likes to play with the narrative form. His writing works on many levels and I really enjoy it. There are a few things that really stand out about this book.

One, Gaiman adds very interesting angles to some tired conventions. The book has werewolves, ghouls, vampires, long lost treasure in buried tombs, and even a secret society. However, Gaiman gives them all a new shine, great deal of depth, and a mythological air. A lot of reviewers have compared this book to the “Jungle Book” by Rudyard Kipling, which Gaiman himself says inspired it, but I think another good comparison would be the original Voyages of Sinbad from the Thousand and one Arabian Nights, but of course written for young adults. These stories have a lot of adventure.

Another great thing is that some really genuinely sad things happen to our protagonist. This adds emotional depth and reality to the book. I think that this might be one of the things I missed in Coraline (see my review of the movie Coraline.) The end of the Graveyard Book isn’t exactly sewn up. It’s actually the beginning of a new adventure, and it left me wishing for more.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5

Final result: Neil Gaiman keeps getting better and better. I really liked this book. It’s clear why it won the Newberry Award, and I have to say that if Gaiman sees fit to write a sequel, I’ll be among those eager to read it.

Have you read this book? How did you feel about its use of destiny? Do you think there should be a sequel? Let us know in the comments!

The Graveyard Book – Neil Gaiman – Illustrations by Dave McKean – Harper Collins – 2008

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I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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