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Book Review: Factotum by D.M. Cornish

Factotum by D.M. Cornish book coverFactotum by D.M. Cornish is the third (and final?) book in a series which was called “The Monster Blood Tattoo” series, but which is now being called “The Foundling’s Tale.” I personally like the title change. The first two books in the series are Foundling and Lamplighter (review here).

Ah, books in series. I have to admit that they are much more my speed. Although I like a good short story if it’s really really good, give me a novel and I’ll be more satisfied. A good series, though, is a happy investment. The only problem is that sometimes a series can suffer from quality issues. For example, sometimes the author changes styles and themes wildly like Anne Rice did with her famous Vampire Chronicle novels. Sometimes things get really really weird, like in Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials series. Other times the more you read, the less patience you have with the author, which is what happened to me while reading through all of James Ellroy’s “LA Quartet” (although I still really highly recommend Black Dahlia). It seems like, inevitably, simply because of the time and effort involved in writing something so massive, there are going to be some inconsistencies, and the reader is going to prefer one book over another.

Wow, it almost sounds like I’m winding up to deliver some bad news. Actually, the books are very consistent well-written. To me, they don’t have any of the problems associated with novels in series that I mentioned above. There is a little bad news: The first quarter of Factotum is a kind of dry and stiff. I ended up getting kind of annoyed with the hero of the series, Rosamund himself. The kid is earnest and he means well. He just keeps getting into trouble. I guess that there has to be conflict, otherwise there wouldn’t be any plot and most books would feature people who just sort of float along through the landscape. But at the same time, the main conflict of this book seemed manufactured to me, and I think that it got in the way of what should have been the real adventure. That being Rosamund working for Europe and the fallout from the events of the second novel. Maybe with some Threnody thrown in for good measure.

What happens? Rosamund and Europe travel to Europe’s home after the events of the second book. They’re kind of dazed and looking to get back to “normal”, whatever that would be in this situation. As mentioned above, Rosamund manages to stir up some new trouble, and a little old trouble comes looking for them. Then they leave town on a monster-hunting trip with the hope that things back home will cool down. Rosamund and Europe go to slay monsters for pay, but find themselves on an adventure of discovery.

On to the good news. The book is at least as imaginative as the other two in the series, and once the adventure starts the book is extremely entertaining. I had a hard time putting it down. Fans of the first two books will be happy to find that some of the loose ends of the series get a little better tied up. I also think Cornish did a great job of adding depth and explanation to what was happening in the background of the series without spelling it out for the readers. We get a lot more of Europe, which is good news. However, there is no Threnody, which I guess shouldn’t be a big surprise, but I was still disappointed.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5 (it’s about a boy, so…)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Final result: I didn’t think this was as amazingly great as the first two books, but I still loved it. Great adventure, deep characterizations, cool illustrations, hard lessons, strange monsters, and enormous suspense all in one place.

Foundling by D.M. Cornish – Speak2007
Lamplighter by D.M. Cornish – Putnam2008
Factotum by D.M. Cornish – Putnam2010
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Book Review: Man-Made Monsters by Dr. Bob Curran

Man-Made Monsters by Dr. Bob CurranThanks very much to Career Press for sending me a copy of this book, Man-Made Monsters by Dr. Bob Curran, illustrated by Ian Daniels. This is a rather extensively researched book on things such as homunculi, golems, Frankenstein’s monsters, and ancient robots. So yes, the topic of this book is anything that is man-made that can move by itself and/or do the bidding of its creator (and/or maybe kill kill kill!).

Written as a field guide, the book explores history, literature, and superstition to investigate whether or not such things have existed. Along the way, we learn about the author of Frankenstein, Mary Shelley, and the people and mythical figures she may have used to form the basis for her famous novel. The book also digs deeply into Jewish lore about the Golem, which is a mythical figure made of mud brought to life by powerful rabbis. Curran also looks into the history of the Knights Templar and ancient Middle Eastern alchemists who may have held the secrets to creating man-made life. Later in the book, Curran details ancient myths and stories about creatures that resemble robots. Finally, the book spends some time examining man-made life in current events, such as cloning. Did I mention reanimating the dead? That figures into it as well.

I thought that this was an uneven read. If you’re at all interested in the Knights Templar, Jewish mysticism, the Shelleys, Alchemy, or Greek myths, you will certainly find interesting information here. I found some of this worthwhile, having read Tim Powers’ The Stress of Her Regard not too long ago. It made me consider the events of that book (which is really an incredible, insane vampire tale – you must read it!) in a different light. I also found the parts about Middle Eastern Muqarribun fascinating – mostly because I’m a big fan of the Book of the Thousand Nights and One Night.

My Favorite Illustration from the Book

My Least Favorite Illustration from the Book

Needs More Mommets

The artwork makes me think that the intended audience of this book might be someone who would use the information to plan a Dungeons and Dragons adventure. Interspersed among the tasty tidbits is an unfortunate amount of information on obtuse historical figures. The book gets a little bogged down in some of these details, such as “this rabbi studied under that rabbi, who probably had occasion to read this now-lost tome by this rabbi, who was said to have created a golem that kept his house clean.” In other words, too much history. Not enough applying electricity to dead convicts to see if they will come back from the dead.

More by the Doctor

It bears mentioning that Dr. Bob Curran is also the author of quite a library of related lore. Here is a list:

Can you tell I’m on the fence about this one, dear reader? Let’s put it this way: The contents were interesting enough that now I’m curious to read one or two of the books listed above. I think that’s a good sign. Let’s see the numbers:

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 0 out of 5 (it’s not a story, really)
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 4 out of 5

Final result: People and monsters who are interested in history as it relates to forbidden and arcane subjects like this will probably find Man-Made Monsters an interesting read. It is a little dry at times. Cover will require paper bag book cover if reading in public (I’m just saying). Needs more ghouls, mommets, and clockwork automatons.

Man-Made Monsters by Dr. Bob Curran – with illustrations by Ian Daniels – Career Press / New Page Books2010

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Thanks again to the publisher for sending me a copy of this book to review. See you all next time!

Book Review: Blood Prophecy by Stefan Petrucha

Before I say anything else, I have to get one thing off my chest about this book. The guy on the cover looks like the main brother, Nate, from the TV show Six Feet Under. The actor Peter Krause. Doesn’t he!?! He totally does. Observe.

Separated at Birth?

Maybe Nate Fisher was really a 17th Century vampire. That would certainly explain some things. Nate Fisher or no Nate Fisher, I loved this book! It’s a great Middle-Eastern supernatural adventure novel. It does have its warts here and there, and it’s definitely a vampire genre novel, but HEY – who reads a vampire novel when they want to be reading something else? Only a jerk. That’s who.

In the United States in the 1600s, Jeremiah Fall is cursed to be a vampire when his father unwittingly sets one loose, having ignored the warnings of local Indians about a strange mound in his fields. Fall’s mother and father are killed. Now a vampire, Fall hears about a possible cure for his unnatural condition and spends the next century searching for a “healing stone”, which he eventually tracks to the Middle East. Unfortunately, his plans go awry when he finds that, instead of being a source of his salvation, the stone contains an ancient evil which threatens to destroy the Earth if released. Once the stone is located, two opposing secret societies appear. One dedicated to releasing the monster. The other dedicated to preventing the end of the world. Because of his connection to the stone, Jeremiah is the only one who can stop it.

Here is where I use my handy vampire classification system on Jeremiah Fall.

  • Superhuman strength: Yes
  • Changeling: No
  • Sparkles: No
  • Erotic neck biting: Maybe if Fall wasn’t so perverse (see below).
  • Drink blood: Yes
  • Can turn victims into more vampires: Yes
  • Must be killed by decapitation or stake through the heart: Decapitation
  • Reflection in mirrors: Not mentioned
  • Scared of crosses and/or garlic: No
  • Burn in sunlight: Yes
  • Goth nightclub visit: No
  • Mind control: Yes

Ah! I love classifying vampires. The one that really counts – the erotic neck biting? There isn’t really any of that. Fall clings to the gloomy idea that he is accursed, and generally refuses to vampirize humans and limits his dining to small animals. This is probably for the best, considering that human victims turn into more vampires unless the corpses are decapitated. But it makes for far fewer torn bodices.

Since the majority of the action takes place in the 18th Century, we have bonus items: Egyptian intrigue, Napoleonic wars, despotic rulers, and suicidal and not-so-suicidal cultists. One of the things I really liked about this novel is that the story is a bit of a mashup between a vampire novel and a basic mummy’s curse novel. So, following the mummy formula, you’ve got an ancient evil that is working towards rebirth, and what do all good ancient evils need for rebirth? Zita Johann! Zita Johann or some other suitable person of the female gender. So there is a little bit of romantic interest in this book.

The not-so-good? As hinted at strongly by the title, main character name, and cover, this is definitely the kind of book where you need to leave your brain at the door and enjoy the adventure. My main grudge would be the sudden appearance and disappearance of a band of suicidal desert ninjas. After they serve their purpose (to move the plot forward), they disappear into thin air, sadly.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 5 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5 (needs more biting)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Final result: I can’t remember the last time I gave a book a 5 on the Suspense factor. This book grabbed me and I read it in two sittings. It has vampires, ancient evil, evil death cultists, desert ninjas, and a hero who leaves piles of dessicated small animals in his wake. I liked it!

Blood Prophecy by Stefan Petrucha Hachette Group2010

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Thanks to the author for sending me a copy of this book to review. See you all next time!

Fresh Grickle!

Just in time for Darkest Day!

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween to you and all of yours that go bump in the night! I didn’t get as much done on my costume as I had wanted, but it was enough the scare the daylights out of some little kids, and that’s enough for an old monster like me.

The flying monkeys let our technician out for a minute and he snuck away into the light of day. Thanks for your patience during this difficult transition.
I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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