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Sequels and Second Novels

I’ve got a terrible revue backlog, so the time has come to do some quickies. Coincidentally, most of what we have here today are sequels and second novels.

Bloody Red Baron by Kim NewmanAs it follows pretty much the same central characters as Anno Dracula, but occurs 30 years later, there are a lot of similarities between Anno and Bloody Red Baron. The book is very readable. Set in an alt-historical World War I being fought with Dracula himself goading the Kaiser, a parade of real historical figures and fictional luminaries make cameos or serve as main characters. Included in the bunch are Edgar Allan Poe (here eschewing his middle name and living the unfortunate life of a Kafka character), the Mata Hari, Count Orlok, Manfred von Richthofen, and the Baron’s brother, Lothar. There is no Genevieve Dieudonne, sadly. As with Anno Dracula, the plot is meandering and sometimes seems headed nowhere. In Anno, this meandering supplied more delicious background. In Bloody Red Baron, this meandering led your undeserving servant to distraction and annoyance. I find myself hesitant to read the next and last in this series.
Bloody Red Baron by Kim NewmanCarroll & Graf1995
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The Enterprise of Death by Jesse BullingtonAfter having read The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart and love love loving it, imagine my delight in finding that Bullington had published another book this very year. The Enterprise of Death is a parable on how tricky it can be to rise above the circumstances from which we emerge. In the case of our heroine, Awa, those circumstances are rather dire. Awa is a former slave who, along with her mistress, is waylaid by a cruel necromancer shopping for a rather rare sort of successor. The kind of successor who, if they learned their true fate, would not go willingly. The good news, if it could be called good, is that Awa learns how to be a passable necromancer. We witness her horrific training, and follow her later adventures. As in the Brothers, the violence is hyper-photographically brutal, the sexy bits are graphic and never kink-free, and the main characters are caught in machinations that remain mostly beyond their ken. There is a scene late in the book where Awa is magically granted greater intelligence and she is stunned to look back and see how stupid she’s been. For years. My gripes: The ending does not ring true to these ears, and the Bullington’s carefully measured language is suddenly peppered with frank explicit sexual vocabulary starting at about one third of the way through the book, and I found it distracting. Still, The Enterprise of Death is an entertaining read. Those who are not entertained will be offended, and the Hyena wins my award for the most horrific monster of the year.
The Enterprise of Death by Jesse BullingtonOrbit Books2011.
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Blameless by Gail CarrigerHa ha ho ho hee hee is it awkward explaining to all my friends that I’m not just reading these thinly veiled vampire/werewolf romance novels, but that I think they’re fantastic. See my review of the first, here. Yes. Yes I’ve read all of them now. They are in order, after Soulless: Changeless, Blameless, and Heartless. Another, Timeless, is due March 2012. Gail Carriger continues the fascinating adventures of Alexia Tarabotti as she thwarts enemies, spouts wry observations, and dodges multiple assassination attempts by various nefarious 19th Century organizations, all while keeping appearances and providing proper guidance on manners. I spent a lot of time thinking about this, and found one nit to pick with these books: The covers are not getting better, and they really need to get somebody working on that. Everything else is grand. The books are an easy read and hard to put down. New York Times Bestselling. Still not ready to take the plunge? Just repeat after me: Low-brow is high-brow. Low-brow is high-brow. Low-brow is high-brow. There’s no place like home.
Changeless, Blameless, and Heartless by Gail Carriger2010, 2010, 2011Orbit Books
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Book Review: On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers

As someone who has read the entire output of a number of authors, I’ve often noticed the phenomena where my favorite book by any given author is often the first one I’ve read. Ever notice that? I loved The Stand, but Carrie will always be number one in my heart of hearts. Likewise, I’ll always have a soft spot for Savage Night by Jim Thompson. If You Could See Me Now by Peter Straub. Nueromancer by William Gibson (although honestly Idoru comes in a very close second). An exception: I think Anne Rice peaked at The Witching Hour (which came after the abominable Queen of the Damned.)

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Tim Powers On Stanger Tides. One thing that becomes obvious when you read this book is that IT MUST HAVE inspired the movie series Pirates of the Caribbean. Indeed, the Wikipedia page on that topic makes the claim that Pirates of the Caribbean was inspired by the popular video game Monkey Island, which in turn was inspired by On Stranger Tides. It is further noted here that the fourth film in the series Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides, has an even closer relationship (which I guess should be obvious from the title).

In the Tim Powers universe, this book comes directly after the somewhat forgettable Dinner at Deviants Place (review here), and before the uneven but mostly brilliant Stress of Her Regard (review here). I think of all the Powers books I’ve read so far, it is the one that most closely resembles Anubis Gates, which is a book I can’t seem to stop talking about. It was nominated for, but did not win, the 1988 Locus Fantasy and World Fantasy Awards.

Here’s the story: An ex-puppeteer bent on avenging his father reluctantly joins two bands of pirates as they pursue a mission to travel to, and make use of, the legendary Fountain of Youth. Blackbeard leads one of the group of pirates, and we find him infested with ghosts and captaining a ship of zombies. The other group of pirates is working for a criminally insane Oxford Don who is bent on using the power of the Fountain to resurrect his late wife. Unfortunately for our hero, the villainous Don plans to do this at the expense of the woman he has fallen in love with. Also unfortunately for our hero, Blackbeard has plans for the same woman which are equally sinister (Blackbeard having been given a shot of Bluebeard by Powers).

Like most books by Powers, booze, magic (in this case voodoo), painful injuries, strangely pragmatic heroines, and desperate love each play a major part in the proceedings. Being one part revenge story, one part journey to hell, and two parts perilous rescue, the plot of On Stranger Tides probably sounds convoluted, but it’s all pirate treasure.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 5 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Final result: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. I had a hard time putting this book down. It’s got comedy, terror, adventure, voodoo, comedy, and ghost ships. This brings us back to the topic that I started this review with. I could see reading On Stranger Tides first and forever after that feeling like it was the best Tim Powers book, ever.

On Stranger Tides
by Tim Powers1987Ace

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Stalking out of the Thirties… Doctor Death!

12 Must Die - by Zorro - Doctor Death number 1The name of the book is actually 12 Must Die, and it’s the first installment of three 1935 pulp novels written by Harold Ward under the pseudonym of “Zorro”. (This cover is from the 1966 Corinth reprint.) Besides having a name that is 1/3 WASP, 1/3 Yale graduate, and 1/3 yellow peril, Dr. Rance Mandarin, (a.k.a. Doctor Death), is a brilliant scientist and master of the occult who has one mission: To drive mankind back to the stone age. He sees this mission as having been given to him by God. His declared enemies are science and industry. His minions in this battle are many: communists, zombies, death rays, mesmerism, demons, and djinn (who in this book are called air elementals). Doctor Death can also spout lightning from his fingers, which is good for killing people.

Not only is Dr. Mandarin good at killing people, he’s also really awesome at turning the dead into automatons. To be honest, if I was that skilled at the black arts, I would probably build an underground empire and live in the lap of luxury. But with great power comes great responsibility, and Doctor Death does have his mission to think about. Unfortunately for Doctor Death, he’s about to make some powerful enemies. Police inspector Jimmy Holm, and Detective Inspector John Ricks are tasked with tracking down Doctor Death after he becomes Public Enemy Number One. Holm also happens to be an expert in the occult, although we never really see him do anything interesting. Strangely, they are aided by Doctor Death’s mysterious and sexy assistant, Nina Fererra, who foolishly falls in love with the wholesome and admittedly boring Jimmy Holm.

The book opens with Doctor Death beginning to work through a hit list of the world’s foremost scientists and men of industry. After killing a few in spectacular fashion, Doctor Death informs Holm and Ricks of his plans and demands that the world give up civilization and go back to living like hunter-gatherers, or something. Besides this whole mission from God thing, Doctor Death also frequently spouts fundamentalist dogma about how mankind has lost its way.

Some Notes:

  • The men in this book are Men. You spell that M. A. N. Man.
  • The word “Stygian” gets really, frankly, overused in this book.
  • The President of the United States cracks, and ever-so-briefly, sobs.
  • Of course her name is “Nina”. I can’t believe she’s not a redhead.
  • Doctor Death is kind of a type A personality.
  • The mob gets involved – on the side of the good guys.
  • Commies scream when shot.

Some bad things:

  • Like a lot of literature from this time period, melodrama rules the day.
  • This is really more of an adventure story than a weird menace story.
  • The love between Nina Fererra and Jimmy Holm is not presented in a believable manner.

Some good things:

  • A random guy gets knocked out in a basement, and it’s humorous somehow.
  • The mobsters talk like mobsters. “Den he pulls out his rod an’ steps inside an’ dey mobs ‘im.” says Muggs Dent.
  • This book includes that evil villain mainstay: a table saw built for cutting humans in half, lengthwise.

Original pulp covers from February to April 1935 – the entire run.

Doctor Death February 1935

Doctor Death March 1935

Doctor Death April 1935

Creepy Factor: 2 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 2 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 1 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Fans of pulp fiction will probably appreciate the series. The good guys are giving orders to The President. The bad guys are commies. The one woman in the story is mystical. The work of a true evil genius is never truly over (boy can I relate to that statement). I do have to say, though, that this book is a product of its time and thus might wear on the patience of today’s reader. SO, if you loved Bela Lugosi in the 1940 movie The Devil Bat, then you will probably get a kick out of 12 Must Die.

12 Must Die! – Zorro – 1935

12 Must Die on Amazon
And as a reprint in 2 volumes:
Doctor Death Vs. The Secret Twelve, Volume 1
Doctor Death Vs. The Secret Twelve, Volume 2

Pinup of the Week: Marvel Science Stories April 1939

Marvel Science Stories 1939 04

NEWSCAST

by

HARL VINCENT

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Pinup of the Week: Strange Detective Stories November 1933

Strange Detective 1933 11

I’m sorry but this is a woman with a mustache painted on. Look at the eyebrows and the hand. That dainty pinky could not belong to a male mad scientist, red hood wearing, member of a secret society. Dig the gold tooth! What a special day.

FREDERICK C. PAINTON’S
LATEST NOVELETTE
BLACK MONK RIDDLE
*** COMPLETE THIS ISSUE ***

WEIRD HOUSE
COMPLETE SHORT NOVEL
BY

DONALD G. COOLEY

ALSO STORIES BY
ERLE STANLEY GARDNER
WILLIAM E. BARRETT
ARTHUR J. BURKS

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The flying monkeys let our technician out for a minute and he snuck away into the light of day. Thanks for your patience during this difficult transition.
I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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