If you’ve been wondering why I haven’t posted in a little bit, it’s due to some minor health problems I’ve been having. My doctor has me on a special diet now because she tells me I am too “fresh and airy.” She is telling me that I need to eat more blind cave fish livers and stingers from giant poisonous centipedes. My doctor is very concerned because my blood toxin levels have been dangerously low. She’s got me taking cobra bite supplements and making a fine tea out of strange fungi from archeological digs in China. This diet is giving me nightmares. This morning I had a nightmare that I was sitting next to a cute puppy. I had a hot dog like you might get at a baseball game. It had ketchup, mustard, and sweet relish on it. The hot dog was fat and pink in a white bread bun. I was breaking little pieces of my hot dog and feeding it to the puppy. Over and over. The puppy would take bites, lick my fingers and snuffle.
I woke up screaming. Stupid diet: It takes all my time. While I’m complaining, can I just say that my doctor needs a scarier mask? She does (sorry Dr. B. – I’m just saying). Anyway, you’re not here to listen to me complain about my diet and how it’s giving me nightmares, so I’ll get to the book review.
Nightmare is a ghost story. It’s also sort of a series of ghost stories that all wrap up into one story. Maia Peters is the daughter of a pair of famous ghost hunters. Maia is struggling to pay for college, when heiress Jordin Cole shows up with a proposition: show me how to investigate hauntings and I will solve your financial problems. Maia is not impressed with Jordin, but ends up agreeing. Later, Jordin goes missing and Maia joins forces with Jordin’s fiancee to investigate her disappearance. The book begins with Maia seeing a ghostly apparition of the already-missing Jordin. Then the chapters are split between flashbacks of the adventures of Maia and Jordin as they hunt ghosts, and present time with Maia and Jordin’s fiancee as they try to track down Jordin’s abductors. Does my description make sense? I hope so.
The book struck me as being very much like what Dean R. Koontz might turn in if he wrote a young adult novel. Besides being a ghost story, Nightmare is also a (low-key) suspense novel. As might be expected, the chapters about Maia and Jordin’s ghost hunting adventures are spooky, and have a growing friendship between the two as a subplot. I felt like these chapters, where the heroes of the story visit some famous haunted spots, were entertaining. The search for Jordin chapters, unfortunately, were a little bit of a letdown. Maia’s first intuitions about what has happened to Jordin lead straight to her. Instead of following the protagonist as they get lost in a labyrinth of a mystery, we watch as Maia picks up the first obvious trail and follows it directly to the villain’s lair. The entire book has a certain air of inevitability.
Something that struck me as being strange when I read this book is that there is a great deal of exposition between the characters about Christianity and how the beliefs of some Christians might (or might not) intersect with such topics as demons, ghosts, and alchemy. This puzzled me until I read some of the language on the marketing materials the publisher sent with the book and found that Bethany House is a Christian publisher, Parrish is a Christian author, and the book is categorized as “Fiction/ Christian/ Suspense.”
Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 1 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 2 out of 5 (For at the end where someone is getting stomped on. It was funny to me.)
Final result: I thought that the book was imaginative. At the same time, I felt that there was a lack of grit and any real sense of fear or danger. At the times where there should have been fear or danger, it seemed like the main characters got philosophical instead. Everything was explained in the end and got tied up very neatly. Besides Maia being used bodily to paint the walls of her dorm room, there was little violence. The book reminded me of reading Nancy Drew stories. Except with an enormous deus ex machina at the end. Yes, I think this book would have benefited from some grit.
Nightmare by Robin Parrish – Bethany House – 2010
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Thanks for reading another one of my book reviews, and thanks to Bethany House for the review copy. See you next time!
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