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Book Review: Man-Made Monsters by Dr. Bob Curran

Man-Made Monsters by Dr. Bob CurranThanks very much to Career Press for sending me a copy of this book, Man-Made Monsters by Dr. Bob Curran, illustrated by Ian Daniels. This is a rather extensively researched book on things such as homunculi, golems, Frankenstein’s monsters, and ancient robots. So yes, the topic of this book is anything that is man-made that can move by itself and/or do the bidding of its creator (and/or maybe kill kill kill!).

Written as a field guide, the book explores history, literature, and superstition to investigate whether or not such things have existed. Along the way, we learn about the author of Frankenstein, Mary Shelley, and the people and mythical figures she may have used to form the basis for her famous novel. The book also digs deeply into Jewish lore about the Golem, which is a mythical figure made of mud brought to life by powerful rabbis. Curran also looks into the history of the Knights Templar and ancient Middle Eastern alchemists who may have held the secrets to creating man-made life. Later in the book, Curran details ancient myths and stories about creatures that resemble robots. Finally, the book spends some time examining man-made life in current events, such as cloning. Did I mention reanimating the dead? That figures into it as well.

I thought that this was an uneven read. If you’re at all interested in the Knights Templar, Jewish mysticism, the Shelleys, Alchemy, or Greek myths, you will certainly find interesting information here. I found some of this worthwhile, having read Tim Powers’ The Stress of Her Regard not too long ago. It made me consider the events of that book (which is really an incredible, insane vampire tale – you must read it!) in a different light. I also found the parts about Middle Eastern Muqarribun fascinating – mostly because I’m a big fan of the Book of the Thousand Nights and One Night.

My Favorite Illustration from the Book

My Least Favorite Illustration from the Book

Needs More Mommets

The artwork makes me think that the intended audience of this book might be someone who would use the information to plan a Dungeons and Dragons adventure. Interspersed among the tasty tidbits is an unfortunate amount of information on obtuse historical figures. The book gets a little bogged down in some of these details, such as “this rabbi studied under that rabbi, who probably had occasion to read this now-lost tome by this rabbi, who was said to have created a golem that kept his house clean.” In other words, too much history. Not enough applying electricity to dead convicts to see if they will come back from the dead.

More by the Doctor

It bears mentioning that Dr. Bob Curran is also the author of quite a library of related lore. Here is a list:

Can you tell I’m on the fence about this one, dear reader? Let’s put it this way: The contents were interesting enough that now I’m curious to read one or two of the books listed above. I think that’s a good sign. Let’s see the numbers:

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 0 out of 5 (it’s not a story, really)
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 4 out of 5

Final result: People and monsters who are interested in history as it relates to forbidden and arcane subjects like this will probably find Man-Made Monsters an interesting read. It is a little dry at times. Cover will require paper bag book cover if reading in public (I’m just saying). Needs more ghouls, mommets, and clockwork automatons.

Man-Made Monsters by Dr. Bob Curran – with illustrations by Ian Daniels – Career Press / New Page Books2010

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Book Review: The Beastly Bride edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling

The Beastly Bride edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri WindlingSometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a changeling. For instance, as a changeling, one day you might find yourself getting all groovy with Nastasia Kinski. I can’t think of a whole more to say on the subject, except that when I heard about the book The Beastly Bride – Tales of the Animal People, I was pretty excited. I didn’t hesitate a moment and sent my rat army out to secure a copy.

As might be expected from the title, and my intro, The Beastly Bride is a collection of short stories about people who turn into animals, and vice-versa. You’ve got horse people, fish people, puma people, snake people and just about any other kind of people you can think of. Some of them don’t seem to mind mixing with the human race, others are perilous, and still others hide themselves completely. For the most part, the stories have a fairy-tale flavor, which would normally be a good thing, but in this case, the book is decidedly young-adult. That wouldn’t normally be a bad thing. I’ve reviewed a lot of young adult books here, but to me the stories lacked real heart and punch.

There was an exception here and there. For example, Shweta Narayan’s “Pishaach”, a story about Nagas, or snake people, seemed to me to be more about what it’s like to be a kid in reality. Also, “Island Lake” by E. Catherine Tobler stood out among the rest for being uncompromisingly mysterious and magical.

Creepy Factor: 2 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 2 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 1 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 2 out of 5

Final result: I don’t know why I keep getting anthologies. They always seem to disappoint. I just can’t get engaged with the stories. There are some good stories here, but the whole is a little bit too after-school-special flavored for my blood.

The Beastly Bride edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling – Viking Juvenile – 2010

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Pinup of the Week: Spicy Adventure Stories March 1935

Spicy Adventure Stories 03 1935 March

The DAGGER
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Awful Dreck: Baltimore by Mike Mignola and Christopher Golden

Baltimore by Mike Mignola and Christopher GoldenUsually I write up a fat, juicy little intro to my reviews, but today I’m going to cut to the chase. Baltimore SUCKED! Here’s what I think happened: A very talented artist who does some very cool and goofy things got it into his head to write something serious and fumbled the genre he chose. Or something like that.

The setup: Three men with haunted pasts are summoned to a cursed town by soldier-turned-vampire hunter, Lord Henry Baltimore. Baltimore has been searching for a vampire king in order to avenge the loss of his family and wife to the scourge. The three men will join in the battle for Baltimore’s very soul and spirit. The book is illustrated throughout with drawings by the very talented Mike Mignola. Readers may remember Mignola from the Hellboy series and The Amazing Screw-On Head, among other things. Here’s more information about Christopher Golden, who I am unfamiliar with.

What’s good about Baltimore? Vampires, adventures on the dark side, and one good story (out of 4) about a haunting. I think that the book aspires to be something interesting and unique. To me, it hearkens back to some older adventure fiction, and has a kind of steampunk sensibility. For instance, it has something of the flavor of Jules Verne novels like Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, or Wells’ War of the Worlds. (Except that, unlike those books, it sucks). It has adventure, travel, and moral fortitude.

What’s not so good about Baltimore? I was reminded of Moby Dick, of all things, but probably not for the reason you’re thinking. When I read Moby Dick, I was like “It’s halfway through the book and the ship hasn’t sailed and we’re reading about a pastor!” The book is practically over before anything really happens. The first part of the book tells how Lord Baltimore becomes the sworn enemy of the vampires. The second part of the book consists of the three men swapping tales of their own brushes with the supernatural. The third part gets you somewhat caught up with what Baltimore has been doing recently, in epistolary format. Finally, the fourth part of the book is the showdown between the vampire king and Baltimore (and his henchmen).

What sucks about Baltimore? Dull, two-dimensional, interchangeable characters; a vampire hunting hero with a jointed wooden leg who carries dumb vampire-hunting gear; a vampire novel with absolutely no eroticism or even titillation; no meaningful female characters at all; mechanical writing; a weird thing in the beginning about toy soldiers that doesn’t really figure into the rest of the book.

Let’s see those numbers.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 1 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 0 out of 5

Final result: Because of Mignola, the artwork, and the subject matter, this book jumped off the shelf at me and demanded to be read. Finishing it ended up being a dull chore, and I am especially bitter because I expected better. Guys! Guys! Don’t bother writing a vampire novel without any eroticism. You might as well just make it about werewolves or something. Don’t get me wrong – I like werewolves. Some of my best friends are werewolves, but they’re not sexy like vampires.

Baltimore by Mike Mignola and Christopher Golden – Bantam Books – 2007
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Book Review: Snake Agent by Liz Williams

Snake Agent by Liz WilliamsTo retrieve his wife, a man journeys to hell. How many more times can this tale be told? It’s almost like a band choosing to cover Stairway to Heaven. It has been told perfectly a few times. Countless other writers have tried their hand at it, and most have failed. When I see a man-goes-to-hell-to-retrieve-his-wife story coming, I think to myself. “This better be good.”

Fortunately, it is. I love this book! It begins the way a normal detective novel does, with a vaguely downtrodden detective, Detective Chen. Detective Chen tries not to be cynical. As his police department’s “snake agent”, Chen is in charge of dealing with supernatural crimes. He is brought into a case involving a wealthy woman who has found that her daughter’s soul ended up in hell instead of heaven. Hoping for a simple bureaucratic mix-up, Chen investigates and discovers that someone is trading in souls. Soon he uncovers a conspiracy that may lead straight to the emperor of hell himself.

There are many charming things about this book. Not the least of which is the matter-of-fact way the book lays out its own internal mythology. For example, when asked about what happens when you die, Detective Chen tells it like it is: Souls take a journey through regions with names like the Sea of Night and the Night Harbor on their way to the afterlife, where they are processed by the bureaucratic departments of heaven or hell and then eventually reincarnated. Along the way they are shown their past life, what they will most likely be reincarnated as, and given a special drink which makes them forget everything before they are shuttled back to the living. It is in this sort of play that the book excels.

My only real complaint is that there are too many dues ex machinas. I personally enjoy a dues ex machina here or there, but when there are too many, I think it can be a suspense killer. On the other hand, I enjoyed that conventional detective fiction characters abound in Snake Agent. There is the oafish sergeant, the rogue cop, the captain who is beholden to local politics, and the vaguely threatened detective’s wife. Once the book builds up steam and really kicks into gear, though, a lot of these conventions are broken or twisted. For example, the detective’s wife goes from being vaguely threatened to being on an adventure of her own, and the rogue cop turns out to be a more complex character than one would expect. The book eventually stops being a detective novel and turns into a fantastic journey through hell.

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: Great adventure, Chinese mythology, evil alchemists, soul trading, great cover art… This book has it all! Mmmmmm. Fans of dark fantasy such as Clive Barker’s Imajica will be excited to get their hands on some intelligent writing. Fans of detective fiction will be gratified to find a new series of novels with a fresh twist on the genre. The story is ancient, the plotting is Shakespearean, the humor is thick, and it’s a real page-turner. I love this book! I am simultaneously excited and scared to read the next one.

Snake Agent by Liz Williams – Night Shade Books2005
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Fhtagn Spoken Here.

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The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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