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Vintage Photo Album: Things That Make Me Smile

Snake Charmer

Ah! Being covered with snakes. It can never last long enough. Especially when one or two of them bite. Auction Here (Ends When it Ends)

Magic Wand

Millions of Tinkerbells. Millions of them. Auction Here (Ends 1/3/12)

Spiritualist 1875

That chilling, fleeting feeling of something alien looming up behind you. Auction Here (Already ended, alas)

Inexplicable exchanges. Auction Here (Ends 1/5/12)

Vampiric potted plants on leaning furniture. Auction Here (Ends When it Ends)

Deadly ingenues worrying as they wait for their plot to bear fruit. Auction Here (Ends 1/19/12)

Drowning in vines. Auction Here (Ends When it Ends)

Contemplating the void. Auction Here (Ends 1/2/12)

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The State of the Dark, 2011

As Dark in the Dark approaches its three year anniversary on December 27, I’m going to try something new here and write some facts and figures about this blog and talk about 2011. If numbers bore you, don’t forget to skip to the bottom to see my favorite reads and music from 2011.

The Stats

Since I started this blog in 2008, there have been over 460,000 page views by over 230,000 unique visitors. In that time, I’ve posted 419 items, which makes for a little over 2.5 posts per week. I think that’s pretty good. Here is a graph of visitors for 2011 (traffic numbers shown here are visitors per day):

Some things you might notice:

  • Halloween is the time when all the spooky ones come out and visit my site. Thank all of you. You’re beautiful. Each and every one of you.
  • See that dramatic dip in February? Dark in the Dark got hacked with a WordPress “pharma” hack, and it was the sort of hack that gets a blog de-indexed by Google. After I cleaned up the site, it took a couple of weeks to recover.
  • As you can see, my traffic has still not fully recovered to pre-hack levels. I’m not sure if that’s because of the lingering effects of the hack, or if the famed Google Panda update (which happened at the same time) kicked my blog in the crown jewels. We shall never know.

A map of where all you beautiful crazy people live. 40% of you are in the United States. The U.K. comes in second with 10% of all visitors. After that, the most visitors come from: Canada, Brazil, and Australia.

The most popular page on Dark in the Dark, even more popular than the home page, is my Internet Shrine to the lovely, mysterious, and terrifying Other Mother. This page garners 11% of all pageviews, with the home page clocking in at 5% of all pageviews.

Favorite Reads from 2011

As usual, my favorite reads are books published in different years.
The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart by Jesse Bullington (2009)
Infernal Devices by KW Jeter (1987)
Anno Dracula by Kim Newman (1992)

Favorite Book Actually from 2011

Harbor by John Ajvide Lindqvist

Most Deserved Thrashing Given in 2011

After I published this review, I got an email sincerely thanking me for my honesty. I also got a damage control note from the author. The review: Jason Dark Dime Novels by Guido Henkel

Makes Me All Itchy and Scratchy

But only in the best of ways: Gail Carriger’s Parasol Protectorate Series.

Favorite 2011 Albums

I haven’t actually reviewed it here yet, but my favorite album from 2011 is Chickens by Orion Rigel Dommisse.
Favorite not-2011 album: Welt by Ohgr (2001)

Favorite Vintage Photo of 2011


Vintage photo albums were something new I tried in 2011 and they have been a great success.

Treasurer’s Report

$137.41 is all the crazy cash I raked in, from December 7, 2010 to December 6, 2011. I’ve never seen stats on how much anybody makes from their blogs, so here it is. This total is mostly the result of book sales on Amazon. So if you’re ever thinking to yourself, “Gee! I keep hearing that book review bloggers get all the babes and rake in tons of dough.” You should probably start a blog where you review expensive kitchen toys instead, or find better ways to monetize your blog than I have (or get much more popular). So what’s the point of all this?

  1. It’s about the love, really.
  2. You guys, the ones who won’t click my links when you buy the books I review? You can relax, because you’re not in any danger of spoiling me or making me feel like I’m made of sparkle dust and righteous shoes.
  3. Book bloggers do get all the babes, or at least this one does. You know, the ones with snakes for hair, multiple arms, and human skull necklaces? Those ladies.

And Finally

It is all about the love. Here’s looking forward to 2012. My flying monkey army and I hope to see more of you there.

Pinup of the Week: Horror Stories December 1939

Horror Stories December 1939

Ah ha ha yes dear reader, ANOTHER ‘girl in a jar‘ pulp cover. This one has our hero mashed in there with her, and our menacing friend there seems to be timing how long it takes for the rope to burn through. He must have worse OCD than I do. That’s compulsive.

Twenty! Twenty seconds so far! Ah! Ah! Ah! I love counting doomed seconds!”

Meanwhile in his left hand, he’s got a bricklayer’s trowel. And there are dates on the jar, on the brass plaque: “1939 – 3439″. Up nearer the top, the jar says “TIME CAPSULE”, unless I’m mistaken. I hope he’s not too addled to realize that these two aren’t going to stay fresh until 3439. That’s a perfectly good blonde he’s wasting!

If you blur your eyes you can see Felix the Cat in this cover. See his head? It’s the shadow on the mad scientist’s red shirt. Either that or I’ve been staring at this too long…

GIRLS FOR THE
CORPSE CLAN
A BLOOD-CHILLING HORROR NOVEL
by DANE GREGORY

***

DANCE
IN DEATH’S
CABARET
by RUSSELL GRAY

***

EDITH AND EJLER JACOBSON
*
DONALD DALE
*
RALSTON SHIELDS

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Pinup of the Week: Strange Stories April 1939

Strange Stories 1929 04 April

I love how many different genres are wrapped up in this one picture. First off, I see some definite x-ray radioactivity and mad scientist action going on. Next up, there’s a headless lady mummy body there on the left. To go with the mummy body, we’ve got an Egyptian headdress with a snake on top there next to the radio set the red-cowled secret society member is playing with there. It could be my imagination, but is that Egyptian headdress on a stylized raven head? Finally, we’ve got the grotesque mad scientist assistant. Did I mention dials and knobs? This picture has got some dials and knobs!

13 COMPLETE
STORIES IN
THIS ISSUE!

FEATURING
CURSED BE
THE CITY
A Complete Novelet of
Inhuman Bondage

By HENRY
KUTTNER

AUGUST W. DERLETH * FRANK B LONG, JR. * RALPH MILNE FARLEY
MARK SCHORER * ROBERT BLOCH * C.L. MOORE * TALLY MASON
DR. DAVID H. KELLER * KIETH HAMMOND * AMELIA REYNOLDS LONG

Pinup of the Week: Amazing Stories January 1942

Amazing Stories January 1942 cover

This one is kind of following the theme of last week’s pin-up. Those cooky mad scientists are at it again. Of course these guys are totally on the wrong track. The head goes up, gentlemen. Up!

The
TEST TUBE
GIRL
By FRANK PATTON

MYSTERY of the BLUE GOD by HARRY BATES

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The flying monkeys let our technician out for a minute and he snuck away into the light of day. Thanks for your patience during this difficult transition.
I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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