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Pinup of the Week: Amazing Stories November 1939

Amazing Stories November 1939

I don’t know what you think, but it seems to me that this is a lot of work to go through to copy a bathing suit. Ha ha. I kid. I kid. No really. Here we see Modern Science about to answer to one of mankind’s most haunting questions: “What’s better than one beautiful redhead?”

He needs to turn that baby up to 11. That’s what he needs to do.

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HIDDEN UNIVERSE by RALPH MILNE FARLEY

The
4-Sided
Triangle
by WILLIAM F. TEMPLE

And Great Stories By
ROBERT MOORE WILLIAMS
FREDERIC ARNOLD KUMMER, JR. * DON WILCOX

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Sequels and Second Novels

I’ve got a terrible revue backlog, so the time has come to do some quickies. Coincidentally, most of what we have here today are sequels and second novels.

Bloody Red Baron by Kim NewmanAs it follows pretty much the same central characters as Anno Dracula, but occurs 30 years later, there are a lot of similarities between Anno and Bloody Red Baron. The book is very readable. Set in an alt-historical World War I being fought with Dracula himself goading the Kaiser, a parade of real historical figures and fictional luminaries make cameos or serve as main characters. Included in the bunch are Edgar Allan Poe (here eschewing his middle name and living the unfortunate life of a Kafka character), the Mata Hari, Count Orlok, Manfred von Richthofen, and the Baron’s brother, Lothar. There is no Genevieve Dieudonne, sadly. As with Anno Dracula, the plot is meandering and sometimes seems headed nowhere. In Anno, this meandering supplied more delicious background. In Bloody Red Baron, this meandering led your undeserving servant to distraction and annoyance. I find myself hesitant to read the next and last in this series.
Bloody Red Baron by Kim NewmanCarroll & Graf1995
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The Enterprise of Death by Jesse BullingtonAfter having read The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart and love love loving it, imagine my delight in finding that Bullington had published another book this very year. The Enterprise of Death is a parable on how tricky it can be to rise above the circumstances from which we emerge. In the case of our heroine, Awa, those circumstances are rather dire. Awa is a former slave who, along with her mistress, is waylaid by a cruel necromancer shopping for a rather rare sort of successor. The kind of successor who, if they learned their true fate, would not go willingly. The good news, if it could be called good, is that Awa learns how to be a passable necromancer. We witness her horrific training, and follow her later adventures. As in the Brothers, the violence is hyper-photographically brutal, the sexy bits are graphic and never kink-free, and the main characters are caught in machinations that remain mostly beyond their ken. There is a scene late in the book where Awa is magically granted greater intelligence and she is stunned to look back and see how stupid she’s been. For years. My gripes: The ending does not ring true to these ears, and the Bullington’s carefully measured language is suddenly peppered with frank explicit sexual vocabulary starting at about one third of the way through the book, and I found it distracting. Still, The Enterprise of Death is an entertaining read. Those who are not entertained will be offended, and the Hyena wins my award for the most horrific monster of the year.
The Enterprise of Death by Jesse BullingtonOrbit Books2011.
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Blameless by Gail CarrigerHa ha ho ho hee hee is it awkward explaining to all my friends that I’m not just reading these thinly veiled vampire/werewolf romance novels, but that I think they’re fantastic. See my review of the first, here. Yes. Yes I’ve read all of them now. They are in order, after Soulless: Changeless, Blameless, and Heartless. Another, Timeless, is due March 2012. Gail Carriger continues the fascinating adventures of Alexia Tarabotti as she thwarts enemies, spouts wry observations, and dodges multiple assassination attempts by various nefarious 19th Century organizations, all while keeping appearances and providing proper guidance on manners. I spent a lot of time thinking about this, and found one nit to pick with these books: The covers are not getting better, and they really need to get somebody working on that. Everything else is grand. The books are an easy read and hard to put down. New York Times Bestselling. Still not ready to take the plunge? Just repeat after me: Low-brow is high-brow. Low-brow is high-brow. Low-brow is high-brow. There’s no place like home.
Changeless, Blameless, and Heartless by Gail Carriger2010, 2010, 2011Orbit Books
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Music Review: ExHuman by Die Form

Hmmmm. This album cover reminds me of Madonna’s Like a Virgin cover. Am I wrong? It looks like music reviews are going to become a regular feature here, because I keep finding things I want to write about. I was familiar with the band Die Form from the ’80s. They are a French electronic band with a German name (“die form” in German means “the shape” (big surprise there)). Turns out, according to the somewhat brief Wikipedia page for the band, it is a multilingual play on words.

My rat army raided a used record store recently and brought me back a bunch of music, including some Skinny Puppy (Mythmaker), The Tiny, ohGr (Undeveloped), Black Angels (Phosphene Dream), and, at long last, the eponymous Matson Jones album. I’ve been listening to these albums for a couple of weeks, and this is one of the albums I keep going back to.

Scene from Metropolis by Fritz Lang

Scene from Metropolis by Fritz Lang

Picture the Fritz Lang movie Metropolis in your head. All the mechanisms, the light and dark, the steam, the architecture, the workers, and the robot. Now imagine some people in that movie going to the theater. This album is what music would sound like in the movie Metropolis. (Later note: Darn. Looks like I’m not the first one to have this idea.)

Ah! Brigitte Helm!

The album presents a dark, evocative soundscape. Lyrics are harshly whispered by a man or sometimes sung by a woman. My favorite track on the album, Hypnogramme, features singing that has been cut up and put back together again in jarring, mildly annoying ways that make my brain tingle. A monster can imagine a flapper ingenue in flight through a dark forest, watched by countless owls. Or something. The “hit” on this album (as indicated by Pandora) is Chaos Theory. One song in particular sounds like it came straight off of Massive Attack’s Mezzanine, which was practically all I listened to for most of 1998.

The painful thing about music like this is that a lot of bands have done this kind of thing so horribly. I don’t know from experience, but I can only imagine that it takes a lot of careful work to pull it off and not sound like a bunch of people you might find in your back yard wearing capes and way too much eyeliner.

Here’s my diabolical plan for their future. I’m totally serious and I’m not saying this to make fun of anybody. I love Lily Allen. So I want Lily Allen’s people to contact Die Form and I want them to make an album together. I want Lily Allen to sing whatever poison or love she feels like projecting that day, and I want Die Form to run her crisp British vocals through their brand of Gibbytronix, and assemble a dark movement to frame them. After the album goes platinum, they can all send me a check for my consulting fee. Thank you in advance, future.

In the meantime, I suggest you give this album a spin. It’s either going to annoy the hell out of you, or you’ll really dig it. I think it’s pretty great.

ExhumanDie Form – 2006 – Metropolis Records

Book Review: Anno Dracula by Kim Newman

Cover of Anno Dracula by Kim Newman, Titan Books 2011Sometimes a monster reads something really amazing, and thinks to themselves, “Wow! I’m so cool that I read this. I’m going to tell all my friends and they’re going to think that I’m always up on the cool new thing.” Then you discover that it was written a couple of years ago, and you end up having to admit that that you’re not that cool. Of course, we should talk about You. Yes, you. You are cool. Admit it. We all know you’re cool. So get over yourself.

Meanwhile, in the same world as you, there is this book Anno Dracula by Kim Newman, which is really amazing. Originally published in 1992 and recently re-issued by Titan Books (who sent me a copy, thank you Titan Books), led to a whole series of sequels following Dracula and some people who are definitely not his friends through the end of the 19th Century and well into the 20th. Here’s where I pull out my world famous vampire classification system:

  • Superhuman strength: Yes
  • Changeling: Yes
  • Sparkles: No
  • Erotic neck biting: And how
  • Drink blood: Yes
  • Can turn victims into more vampires: With vampire blood
  • Must be killed by decapitation or stake through the heart: Yes, and silver
  • Reflection in mirrors: Hazy
  • Scared of crosses and/or garlic: Not unless superstitious
  • Burn in sunlight: Yes
  • Goth nightclub visit: No
  • Mind control: Maybe a little

Ah! I love classifying vampires. The one that really counts – the erotic neck biting? As Woody Allen famously said about sex, you’re only doing it right if it makes you feel dirty. And Anno Dracula gleefully grants all of Victorian England a seamy underbelly of dirty vampire blood swapping. There is also a fascinating extra wrinkle where the older a vampire gets, the stronger, faster, and harder to kill they are. Older vampires are called Elders and they tend to be about the only thing that worries younger vampires.

The set-up is an alternate take on a fictional event. Being: Starting with Bram Stoker’s Dracula, what if the Count hadn’t been defeated? What if, after turning and losing Lucy, Dracula survived and moved on to bigger and better things, eventually seducing Queen Victoria herself? What if, after taking over England in such a manner, vampires were able to go… uh… mainstream? I’m doing a terrible job of making this sound as cool as it is. Newman (who incidentally is a Mr. Newman, not a Ms.) takes this general premise, adds a hunt for Jack the Ripper, and even mixes in dense political intrigue.

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 5 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Final result: It may be the best book I’ve read so far this year. Anno Dracula has it all. An interesting plot, social relevance, intriguing characters, suspense, mystery, hair-raising horribleness, breathtaking violent vampire fights, and loads of erotic vampirism. I loved it! Coincidentally, Kim Newman has a new novel, Professor Moriarty: The Hound of the D’Urbervilles, coming out in September.

P.S. The new Titan edition has over 100 pages of added material, including annotations, an afterword, alternate plot threads, and more.

Anno Dracula by Kim Newman1992 – This edition by Titan Books

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Music Review: Jagged by Gary Numan

Gary Numan - Jagged album coverYes that’s Gary Numan looking like a thug there. There’s always been this slightly off-putting vibe about Gary Numan. Am I right, or am I wrong? Maybe thug fits the guy a little bit. Before I talk about Numan, unfortunately, I feel the need to complain about Pandora.

I’ve been using Pandora for a couple of months to try and track down new music. Whenever I get some time in my coffin, or have a serious period of digging to get through, I put Pandora on my iPhone and dial up some tunes. The most annoying thing about Pandora? They only play the hits, and often they’ll only play one song from any given artist. So you might get excited that Pandora is playing an obscure artist, but don’t get THAT excited, because you’re only going to hear the one song by that artist. That’s really annoying. Can we talk? Pandora isn’t supposed to be a music regurgitation service, it’s supposed to be a music discovery service. I can’t seem to get it to change its ways. Anybody with some advice can chime in on the comments, please.

OK back to Gary Numan and Jagged. As I was saying, Pandora has this bad habit of only playing the hits. On Jagged, that song is Halo. It’s a cool song, and when Gary Numan popped up on Pandora with a song off of an album released in 2006, I was kind of excited. I’ve been a Numan fan for a long time. But mostly his first handful of albums: Tubeway Army, Replicas, The Pleasure Principle, and Dance. I have to confess that in the intervening years I had lost track of Numan, and he was releasing albums the whole time.

Some fan I am.

So let’s talk about the album. The rest of the album is interesting, but I have mixed feeling about it. For one thing, fans of Gary Numan will know that his lyrics are legendary for being overwrought and melodramatic. With Jagged, Numan has turned that up to 11. I think that the only artist alive who I want to hear singing about his black heart is Robert Smith. OK so we got that out of the way. The other problem I have with this album is that it sounds like what would happen if Peter Gabriel did The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails. It’s got the atmospheric industrial sound of Downward Spiral with the world beat thing that Gabriel is known for. Throw in some death metal guitar chops here and there and you’ve got Jagged. OK OK I’m generalizing in a criminal way here, but…

Am I the only one who remembers reading that Numan got arrested for menacing people on a subway with a baseball bat or something? All I can come up with is him being arrested in India. Googling for this arrest brought up a page that claims Numan was diagnosed with Aspergers in 2001.

Back to the album. I’m still a big fan of Halo, but found the rest of the album disappointing. I think that one of the things a person looks for in new music is NEW. And there is something distinctly old about Jagged. It hits a sweet spot that I was really into in the middle of the ’90s, and maybe hits it too well. Someone with different tastes in music might think differently, but once I started hearing the Peter Gabriel and Nine Inch Nails thing, it became almost impossible for me to hear Numan, which is too bad.

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... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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