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SpaceWreck by Stewart Cowley

Spacewreck by Stewart CowleyIt seems like a meme that’s been coming up a lot lately, for me at least, has been: Two great flavors that go great together. This is definitely the case with this book. Great Flavor Number One being: aliens. Great Flavor Number Two being: Exploring ancient ruins, haunted houses, and/or derelict ships. If you’re anything like me, when you first saw the movie Alien, the most fascinating part of the movie was when they went into the giant derelict space ship and found H.R. Giger’s “space jockey”. That was one of those moments where you remember exactly where you were when you first experienced it. Of course it helps that I was in a movie theater. That was awesome!

The title of this book is Spacewreck – Ghostships and Derelicts of Space and it was published in 1979. The author, Stewart Cowley, wrote a couple of these that all went together and were called “Terran Trade Authority Handbooks”. They’ve become something like collectors items over the years. Besides Spacewreck, there was Starliners, Great Space Battles, and Spacecraft 2100 to 2200 AD. None of the other books held as much interest for me, though, because they didn’t have ruined civilizations, scientific experiments gone horribly wrong, or haunted planets.

Illustration from Spacewreck by Tony Roberts

Illustration from Spacewreck by Tony Roberts

In addition to the great stories, the book is lavishly illustrated. To me, this is like an extensive catalog of exotic vacation spots. I would definitely pay money to visit a quarantined space derelict where an ill-advised agricultural experiment went awry and took the lives of an entire crew.

Illustration from Spacewreck by Tony Roberts

Illustration from Spacewreck by Tony Roberts

Another place I would pay to visit is a planet with numerous giant derelict space ships that are worshiped as holy places by the strange humanoid inhabitants. Are they the descended from the space voyagers, or did the unlucky visitors meet their fates on the planet, and leave massive crumbling hulks of alien technology?

Illustration from Spacewreck by Bob Layzell

Illustration from Spacewreck by Bob Layzell

One place that sounds too horrible to visit is a planet where the wars got out of hand and thrust the population back to stone-age civilization.

Illustration from Spacewreck by Fred Gambino

Illustration from Spacewreck by Fred Gambino

Of course, none of these places are real, but a monster can certainly dream. Here’s a list of illustrators who contributed to this book (links go to artist websites): Alan Daniels, Peter Elson, Fred Gambino, Colin Hay, Robin Hiddon, Bob Layzell, Angus McKie, and Tony Roberts. It’s interesting to see what these artists are up to thirty years later.

This isn’t so much a book review as it is a “look at this cool thing. Wow!” article, but my OCD is forcing me to grade this book in the normal manner.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 2 out of 5 (short stories)
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: Look at this cool thing. Wow!

Spacewreck – Ghostships and Derelicts of Space by Stewart Cowley – Hamlyn Publishing – 1979
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Thanks for reading another one of my book reviews. See you next time!

Pin-Up of the Week: Weird Tales March 1935

Weird Tales 1935 03 March

CLUTCHING HANDS
OF
DEATH
By HAROLD WARD

* * *

C. L. Moore
Robert E. Howard
Otis Adelbert Kline

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Book Review: Ripley’s Believe it or Not! Enter if You Dare!

I had so much fun with the last book that the kind folks at Ripley’s Publishing sent me (see my review, here) that I was thrilled when they sent me another. I know that sometimes the world can get a monster down. Everywhere you turn, people are trying to tell you cute stories about their four year old son and something about ice cream cones. Or worse yet, about kittens or puppies. At times like these I find myself wishing for a little dose of the grotesque or awful. For example, a man who paints dead insects, who has done a series inspired by Michael Jackson. Yeah!!!

Thriller Grasshopper - Ripley's Enter if You Dare!

Or maybe you’d like to read about vampires. The book comes with a special fold-out section about vampires, and a large spread detailing vampire hunting kits.

Vampires - Ripley's Believe it or Not

I always love how with a story about Vlad the Impaler, publishers always include a grisly woodcut showing people impaled on poles. Speaking of impaling things, I didn’t know this, but there is a caterpillar in Australia known as a “Hatterpiller” that, when if sheds its skin, it saves the old head, and impales it on a spike that grows out of the top of its head. It wears them like hats. It keeps doing this as it sheds heads until it is wearing a series of mummified head shells on its head. Each head is a little smaller as it goes up. It’s like a Dr. Suess fashion gone ridiculously wrong. Australians have the craziest insects! Giant spiders. Bulldog ants. But I digress.

Ripley's Enter if You Dare - Vampire Hunting Kit

Here’s a vampire hunting kit. Anyways, like I said in my last review, these books are low on the attention span and high on the fascinating weirdness. I also admire Ripley’s for knowing their audience and going all out. The book is hardbound, with a garish purple and silver holographic foil cover, and a lenticular insert of a door opening with an amazed face behind it. It’s completely filled with photos. There are a few fold-out sections, including a life-sized photo of a 23.5 inch tall teenager. So if you want to have your picture taken with her, there’s no need to travel anywhere, just open up the book, and bam! you’re ready for a portrait.

Here is a list of the chapters:

  • Strange but True
  • Weird World
  • Animal Antics
  • Extreme Sports
  • Body Oddity
  • Travel Tales
  • Incredible Feats
  • Bizarre Mysteries
  • Fantastic Food
  • Artistic License
  • Amazing Science
  • Beyond Belief

So once again, you’ve got everything from chocolate covered insects, to animals with multiple heads, to giant ovarian cysts, to mummified nuns in chapels, to giant hair sculptures, and more and more and more.

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 0 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5 (it’s family friendly)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: My dentist refused to replace his dreadful Taschen book of modern architecture with the other Ripley’s book. I really wish that I could talk him into putting one of these in the waiting room. I would give him mine for some more gas now and again, although it would be painful for me to part with it. For me, Ripley’s is the perfect place to catch up on my reading about sword swallowers, fire eaters, and pears which grow in the shape of smiling Buddhas.

Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Seeing is Believing – Ripley Publishing – 2009
Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Enter If You Dare! on Amazon

Many thanks to Ripley Books for sending me this book to review. (See my disclosure policy.) Thanks for reading another one of my book reviews. See you next time!

Salad Fingers

Join Salad Fingers and its rotten teeth as it licks, fondles, squishes, and negligently murders the desolate world that it finds himself in. More information about the artist, here and here.

Om nom nom nom.

The Tasmanian Devil versus Pinhead

Behold. I recently stumbled upon a huge cache of bizarre short videos, all of which appear to be titled in Russian(?), and all of which are violent battles between famous fictional characters. The above has to be seen to be believed. Also of interest are: Ninja versus Knight, Batman versus Dracula, and Jigsaw versus Sherlock Holmes. Some further investigation makes it seem like they are ads for a cracker? WAT.