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Young Adult Double Feature

Feed by M.T. Anderson

(Five bucks says this is the back of China Miéville’s head.) While it was sold to me as a dystopian dark science fiction novel, Feed is more accurately a retelling of that classic tale Romeo and Juliet. Except that in this case, Romeo is from the vapid consumerist future and Juliet is from the intellectual alt-culture past.

In this future world, most people have direct Internet feeds implanted into their brains soon after they are born. The plus side of this is that everyone is a walking encyclopedia as long as they have the patience to use Wikipedia. The bad news is that banner ads have followed the Internet into our brains, and instant access to everything, everywhere, at any time has inculcated a deep laziness into the masses. Nobody has to learn anything, fashionable hairstyles change by the minute, and mankind has lost the patience to use Wikipedia (hmmm. This last part sounds familiar.)

Our star-crossed lovers meet in a restaurant on the Moon, and later that evening are dancing at a night club when their feeds are hacked by a member of dissident organization of some sort. The details of this dissident organization aren’t explored fully because the protagonist (our lethargic representative of the vapid consumerist future) doesn’t really care about anything other than his next meal or pair of jeans, so he never investigates.

Some YA books are gratifying to adults. If you get annoyed easily at young adult books, you may wish to skip this one.

Oh Juliet (or in this case, Violet), how unlucky you are to have fallen for this oaf. Halfway through the book we wonder, “when does the adventure start?” You must have wondered that, too. Luckily for us, you and your lover’s stars are crossed, and so the tragedy in this young adult dystopian broth is rich and thick.

Feed by M.T. Anderson2004Candlewick
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Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

The plot of this book is Neil Gaiman’s standard: Protagonist discovers a secret world where he/she is important. As a child, our protagonist Jacob was told lots of strange and yet borderline-believable stories by his grandfather. Now that he’s 16, it’s become clear to Jacob maybe his grandfather might need a little more medication than the average bear.

After his grandfather is killed in suspicious circumstances, however, Jacob finds himself compelled to investigate, and of course it was all true. All of it! The levitating girl, the invisible boy, the ridiculously strong girl, the bird, the horrible monsters. Everything and more. The good news is that everybody at the Home likes Jacob, and he likes them. The bad news is that Jacob has unwittingly led the horrible monsters to Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. Adventure ensues.

The book itself is well-written and suspenseful. Despite the World War II setting, the period flavor at the Home is decidedly Victorian. It’s a little on the YA borderline, but if the premise sounds interesting and you are attracted to the odd vintage photos that pepper the inside, you should give it a read.

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs2011Quirk Books

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Photo Album Two

Lovely vintage photos for auction at eBay…

Gigantic

Not creepy but still creepy or something else. I don’t know what exactly. Auction Here. Expires 6/2

The Architectural Woman

The architectural woman. Wouldn’t this make a great book cover? Auction Here. expires when it expires.

One Faded

The photo description says that this is a trick photo to make one of the ladies look like a ghost. Are they twins? I think that one of them is faded. Auction Here. Expires 6/2

Cabinet Photo

A bundle of joy. Cabinet photo. Auction Here. Expires 6/2

Anatomy

1873 Anatomy. Sans watermark. Auction Here. Expires 6/5

MMMMMMMMyrna Loy

Beautiful Myrna Loy from the Mask of Fu Manchu, 1932. Auction Here. Expires 6/3

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Book Review: Willy by Robert Dunbar

Editor’s note: Today’s review is by an anonymous reviewer friend of mine. The book in question is about some human teenagers, which is a subject that I can’t really relate to, and he kindly stepped in to read this book and provide a review.

I swear that this is a true story: In 9th grade I sat at the back of my Geography class. Now that I think about it, I don’t exactly know why I sat at the back, especially in light of the events I’m about to relate. By dent of my last name, in alphabetical arrangements I nearly always ended up at the front of classes, and I was actually an attentive student. A guy named Tony used to sit in the chair to my right.

Tony gave me the creeps. He was a messed up kid. His hair looked like he cut it himself. Tony had burn marks on his arms, and was currently living in an orphanage of sorts. He described to me in vague terms of the sorts of abuse he had received in foster homes, and talked about sleeping in dorms. Far from being a Cipher in the Snow or The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds kind of story, a rough and disturbing childhood had left Tony a 17 year old glue-sniffer stuck in the 9th grade.

Tony always called me by my last name. My memory tells me that there was something wrong with Tony, developmentally. Something you could see in his face. But at the same time there was something about Tony that was wise. And at the time I could see that he had the mental capacity to pass 9th grade Geography. Some part of me recognized that Tony had experience in real life far beyond what I had been through so far. He saw nothing stretching ahead of him but more of the same or worse, which is all I saw at the time, too, but to be fair Tony lived in an entirely different world. And there was something wrong with him.

Being 14 and male means that you get wood all the time. No need to play with it, or get excited. Just wood. Which is fucking inconvenient. It happens in every boy’s life that he gets called up to write something on the blackboard, and he can barely stand up because he’s got an erect penis stuffed halfway down the thigh of his pants. I was this age in a decade where jeans were worn tight, which made matters worse. One day in Geography class, I had an enormous, uncomfortable hard-on. And Tony saw it. This is going to sound like a joke, but he saw it, and he whispered, “Do you have a candy bar in your pocket?”

There was a lecture in progress. I looked at him, mortified, and shook my head. He said, “That’s a candy bar. You’ve got a candy bar, and you’re going to hold out on your pal Tony?”

I looked at him again, horrified. Shook my head, frowning. Probably baring teeth. Tony struggled to identify the bulge in my pants. “Isn’t that a candy bar? I can’t believe your dick could get that big. That’s a candy bar.” Then, to my horror, he reached over and grabbed it. Thinking back on the memory, it’s a miracle that I didn’t jump out of my chair.

He yanked his hand away and said, very quickly: “Worse things have happened to me.”

Worse things have happened to me.

That one line is a novel in itself. So yeah, after that, the old joke “Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” = Not really funny.

This book, Willy by Robert Dunbar, reminded me of Tony. It is about a group of kids who are very much like him. Here is the blurb:

In an isolated school for boys with emotional problems, a disturbed adolescent struggles against a mire of ignorance and oppression. Then he meets Willy… and the other boy – charismatic and strange – saves him.

Or damns him.

This describes the book in nutshell. The protagonist is a messed up kid who we can assume is an orphan. We meet him on the way to what will most likely the last of a series of schools. A school which we find is the place of last resort for its occupants. The book is written as his diary, and is rather believable. Dunbar is a good writer. The language is excellent and readable. The characters have great depth. The events of the book are dark.

I did have a lot of trouble getting through the book, however. I think that Dunbar planned Willy as a slow burn leading up to some shocking but sadly inevitable events. About halfway through the book, I found myself wondering when something was going to happen. When something finally happened, it didn’t really seem like enough to justify the build up. I think that if you liked being a kid, and liked doing the shit that kids did, you might like this book more than I.

A strangely equivalent book might be Jim Thompson’s masterpiece, Savage Night except that Savage Night is about a diminutive hit man. It’s dark, you know something is going to go sour, and part of the suspense is in wondering what, when, and how bad. I was also reminded of Natsume Soseki’s Sanshiro in that it is a coming of age story with a lost protagonist.

However, these are both very kind comparisons.

Creepy Factor: 1 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 3 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 0 out of 5

Our regular host, The Dark, reviewed Dunbar’s book Martyrs & Monsters a year ago. He thought it was really awesome, and said that Robert Dunbar is the man with the answer to the question: “What’s the worst that could happen?” In this book I got the distinct impression that Dunbar was pulling his punches. In Willy, I really think that there were some things that should have been said.

Willy by Robert DunbarUninvited Books2011

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Book Review: Factotum by D.M. Cornish

Factotum by D.M. Cornish book coverFactotum by D.M. Cornish is the third (and final?) book in a series which was called “The Monster Blood Tattoo” series, but which is now being called “The Foundling’s Tale.” I personally like the title change. The first two books in the series are Foundling and Lamplighter (review here).

Ah, books in series. I have to admit that they are much more my speed. Although I like a good short story if it’s really really good, give me a novel and I’ll be more satisfied. A good series, though, is a happy investment. The only problem is that sometimes a series can suffer from quality issues. For example, sometimes the author changes styles and themes wildly like Anne Rice did with her famous Vampire Chronicle novels. Sometimes things get really really weird, like in Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials series. Other times the more you read, the less patience you have with the author, which is what happened to me while reading through all of James Ellroy’s “LA Quartet” (although I still really highly recommend Black Dahlia). It seems like, inevitably, simply because of the time and effort involved in writing something so massive, there are going to be some inconsistencies, and the reader is going to prefer one book over another.

Wow, it almost sounds like I’m winding up to deliver some bad news. Actually, the books are very consistent well-written. To me, they don’t have any of the problems associated with novels in series that I mentioned above. There is a little bad news: The first quarter of Factotum is a kind of dry and stiff. I ended up getting kind of annoyed with the hero of the series, Rosamund himself. The kid is earnest and he means well. He just keeps getting into trouble. I guess that there has to be conflict, otherwise there wouldn’t be any plot and most books would feature people who just sort of float along through the landscape. But at the same time, the main conflict of this book seemed manufactured to me, and I think that it got in the way of what should have been the real adventure. That being Rosamund working for Europe and the fallout from the events of the second novel. Maybe with some Threnody thrown in for good measure.

What happens? Rosamund and Europe travel to Europe’s home after the events of the second book. They’re kind of dazed and looking to get back to “normal”, whatever that would be in this situation. As mentioned above, Rosamund manages to stir up some new trouble, and a little old trouble comes looking for them. Then they leave town on a monster-hunting trip with the hope that things back home will cool down. Rosamund and Europe go to slay monsters for pay, but find themselves on an adventure of discovery.

On to the good news. The book is at least as imaginative as the other two in the series, and once the adventure starts the book is extremely entertaining. I had a hard time putting it down. Fans of the first two books will be happy to find that some of the loose ends of the series get a little better tied up. I also think Cornish did a great job of adding depth and explanation to what was happening in the background of the series without spelling it out for the readers. We get a lot more of Europe, which is good news. However, there is no Threnody, which I guess shouldn’t be a big surprise, but I was still disappointed.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5 (it’s about a boy, so…)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Final result: I didn’t think this was as amazingly great as the first two books, but I still loved it. Great adventure, deep characterizations, cool illustrations, hard lessons, strange monsters, and enormous suspense all in one place.

Foundling by D.M. Cornish – Speak2007
Lamplighter by D.M. Cornish – Putnam2008
Factotum by D.M. Cornish – Putnam2010
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Color Me Ebeneezer: Special Halloween Edition!

Here’s this week’s installment of Color Me Ebeneezer. Regular readers may know that I’ve had some minor health problems recently and my witch doctor has me on a crazy diet. Fortunately, I have been getting better. I’ve been gaining weight again, and my doctor has been much happier with my blood toxicity. My thanks to all the well-wishers out there.

To help cheer me up, my pal Ebeneezer Lectric the Cat has been sending me photos he takes around the town he lives in, and the occasional crazy photo he finds on the Internets. This makes a great antidote to the website Color Me Katie’sLittle Surprises” posts.

Things That Make Me Think of Halloween

Empty Spaces

Lightbulbs on Tops of Elevators

Golden Pigs in Chinatown

MMMMMMMyrna Loy

Hello Kitty Disasters

Trap Doors and Secret Passageways

Menacing Furniture

Scary Things Children Make at School

The flying monkeys let our technician out for a minute and he snuck away into the light of day. Thanks for your patience during this difficult transition.
I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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