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Happy Birthday Edward Gorey

Edward Gorey

Edward Gorey was born on February 22, 1925. Among other things, he is remembered as a writer and illustrator of odd books. A little nonsense here. A tragic story there. Tiny monsters in every picture over there. Alphabet books as well. He enjoyed using pen names that were anagrams of his own. Here are some of them: Ogdred Weary, Eduard Blutig, Mrs. Regera Dowdy, Raddory Gewe, Dogear Wryde, E. G. Deadworry, Edward Pig, Wardore Edgy, Madame Groeda Weyrd, and D. Awdrey-Gore. He died April 15, 2000.

You Can’t Help That, Said The Cat, We’re All Mad Here

It’s been a while since I posted anything about the upcoming Tim Burton movie, Alice in Wonderland. Mostly because my sister site, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, has been the best place for info. BUT here are a bunch of great pictures from the coming movie. I got them in huge-o-vision, mostly because I care about you and want you to have creepy desktop wallpaper. Here is my own central repository for all things Alice 2010.

Book Review: Foundling and Lamplighter by D.M. Cornish

Lamplighter by D.M. CornishWe all know that it’s dangerous to think in terms of black and white. For instance, a person might think that there is no place for monsters on the TV show 24. I am here to say that most definitely, there are a lot of places where monsters would make that show a lot better. For example, imagine a scene where a terrorist is chasing Jack Bauer down a hallway with a huge killer virus bomb when a monster suddenly jumps out from out of nowhere and kills the terrorist by breaking him in half and then eats his feet or something. That would be awesome. (Incidentally, I would volunteer for that part, even though the TV show really stresses me out and I need the Diabolical Dr. Francois to watch it with me. I also don’t happen to eat feet, but could pretend for a movie. Maybe they could make special effects feet out of cake.)

What I’m trying to say is that in real life things are often more complex than we like to think. Even more complex than what Jack is having to deal with every week in sixty minute bites. Sometimes the people you don’t expect to be mean, cruel and devious turn out to be worse than you could imagine. Sometimes authority has to be questioned. Sometimes things aren’t exactly as they may seem.

That is exactly the case with these two books, Foundling and Lamplighter by D.M. Cornish. A third book in the series is expected sometime this year. I was introduced to this series by the excellent book blog, Speculative Fiction Junkie. The books follow the adventures of the unfortunately named Rossamund Bookchild and are definitely the most entertaining young-adult fiction that I’ve read since Phillip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy. I wish that I could get through this review without mentioning Harry Potter, but although these are definitely a lot different, I think it’s safe to say that if you have read all of the Harry Potter books and wish there were more, these books are for you and you should go get one now. Now!

Like the Phillip Pullman and J. K. Rowling novels, the protagonist of these two books is an orphan. The orphan, Rossamund, lives in a world of magic and strange technology. The world that Cornish has imagined is amazingly complete and compelling. The world of Rossamund is inhabited by monsters of all shapes and sizes. Mankind is at war with the monsters, and any people who are found to be friendly with monsters are hanged for the crime. Our young hero Rossamund is earnest to a fault and loves to read pamphlets detailing the adventures of sailors. He dreams of a life of adventure sailing the seas, but as an orphan, his choices are limited. Eventually he is chosen to become a Lamplighter.

Lamplighters tend the lamps that run between towns throughout the empire. They are a cross between public servant and anti-monster military force. In Foundling, we follow Rossamund on his way to join the Lamplighters. He gets mislaid and has a great adventure finding his way into and out of trouble. Along the way he meets a fascinating woman named Europe who is a monster-killing mercenary. He also meets and finds himself forced to make friends with a monster.

If in Foundling it becomes obvious that not all monsters are bad and not all humans are to be trusted, the theme is expanded upon in the second book, Lamplighter. In a nutshell, Lamplighter follows Rossamund and a rather willful girl Threnody as they are trained to be Lamplighters and assigned to their first post. As could be expected in a sequel, characters from the first book make an appearance in this one. This book is so suspenseful that I could barely contain myself while reading the last fifty pages. The ending is shocking and leaves the reader with more questions than answers.

A few last details: The books are beautifully illustrated by the author and have their own jargon and language. I takes a little while to get used to the language, but once you do, it’s smooth sailing. It also must be noted that the books are amazingly imaginative and well-written. While they are marketed for young adults, they will certainly appeal to adults who enjoy fantasy and adventure. Here is the official site.

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 5 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 1 out of 5 (I’m giving one star for mild romantic tension)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 4 out of 5

Final result: Great adventure, mean monsters, deep characterizations, friendly monsters, cool illustrations, hard lessons, strange monsters, and enormous suspense all in one place. The second book is rather long but you’ll never notice it. I love these books and can’t wait to read the next one! (P.S. I don’t usually get into author blogs, but D.M. Cornish’s is here.)

Foundling by D.M. Cornish – Speak – 2007
Lamplighter by D.M. Cornish – Putnam – 2008
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Get Lamplighter on Amazon

Thanks for reading another one of my book reviews. See you next time!

Pin-Up of the Week: Dime Mystery March 1937

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A THRILL-PACKED MYSTERY NOVELETTE

THE MONSTER WHO WORKED IN CLAY

by PAUL ERNST

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THE

BEAUTY

SHOP

HORRORS

TERROR NOVELETTE

by FRANCIS JAMES

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DAVIS • HINES

AND OTHERS

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Book Review: Simon Snootle and Other Small Stories by Lorin Morgan-Richards

coversimonsmallestOne of the real problems of toiling in obscurity is that it’s so easy to get lost in all these tunnels. You might put together some papercraft, take some pictures of dead bugs, write things about monsters, and you still wouldn’t really know how things are going. Sometimes people write me letters or emails. I was contacted by the author of this book to do a review. You can check out Lorin Morgan-Richards website here. The book is called Simon Snootle and Other Small Stories and is an illustrated book of odd nonsense stories. The book has seven stories and each book is bound by hand by the author. The stories are:

  • Simon Snootle was such a Gracious Host
  • Mr. Slowbug and Ms. Shellquick
  • Peter Puddlestick and the Precious Plot
  • The Life of Otto Loud
  • The Callous Shrub
  • The Earwig and Mrs. Snipit
  • The Boy Who Loved Beef Sandwiches

The book is a very quick read. The stories are about odd people who do odd things, or in one case, an odd plant that does odd things. For example, there’s a story about a boy who liked to feed an earwig and then gets lost on a bus. In the story about the plant, a shrub takes pleasure in stealing people’s hats and scarves.

callousforwebThe good: If you’re a fan of nonsense stories such as Alice in Wonderland or some of the other more obscure nonsense practitioners from the past (James Thurber comes to mind), you might enjoy these odd stories. The stories are very imaginative and, as I keep saying, odd. Also, fans of the self-published “zine” genre will probably be interested. The books are hand-bound and so they are pieces of art in and of themselves. The not-so-good: There are numerous grammatical and spelling errors. I think one of the problems with nonsense stories is that it’s very hard for an author to keep his audience engaged.

Creepy Factor: 1 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 0 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 4 out of 5

Final result: I’m a big fan of cartoonists and people who publish zines. One of the nice things about zines is that they are very personal and have this great primitive edge to them. One of the problems with zines is that very often the authors never really have other people help them, and thus there are things like spelling and grammatical errors. I checked out other reviews of this book online and found that it was very well received. I myself, on the other hand, ended up wishing for more outrageous tragedy and monsters.

Simon Snootle and Other Small Stories by Lorin Morgan-Richards – A Raven Above Press – 2009
Simon Snootle and Other Small Stories on Amazon

Many thanks to Lorin Morgan-Richards for sending me this book to review. (See my disclosure policy.) Thanks for reading another one of my book reviews. See you next time!