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Vintage Photo Album: Expert Demonstrations

The theme for this week’s Vintage Photo Album is “Expert Demonstrations and Sometimes Inexpert Demonstrations“.

Mom always told me to lead with my strengths. She would say, “Little monster sour ball, hark: It is proper, when interacting with the outside world, to lead with your strengths.” So it is with that thought in the space that my heart would normally be found, that I present to you the most amazing duo of photos I have located on the Internets as of this day. Behold:

Here we have a girdle and a rubber inner tube.

Here is something we can do with them today.

Hmmm. This seems most inexpert to me. I would conjecture that the man may have the wrong idea. The lady has clearly lost interest. Worse, his struggles have unseated his hat. Gentlemen! There are books to help with your eduction in these matters. Read them! Auctions hereand here. Expire when they expire.

Lovely!

Another lovely snake charmer showing how it is done. I really adore snake charmers. Auction here – Expires 9/19

The Only Way to Subdue a Giant Flying Monkey

Obviously demonstrated with a much less dangerous tame giant flying monkey, we see here how to subdue one of these normally unpredictable and often dangerous creatures. Yes, a lady is usually necessary for success. auction here – Expires 9/19.

Another Expert Demonstration

Another expert demonstration for your education. Auction here. – Expires 9/19

Expert Opinion

After the professor, the doctor, the military, and the mysterious foreigner in the fez thoroughly inspected the subject, they agreed: It’s Myrna Loy! MMMMMMMMMMMMyrna Loy. They should have used a Geiger counter. – Auction here – Expires when it expires.

Expert Demonstration

An excellent demonstration of proper comportment in this particular eventuality. Note the precise posture utilized by our obviously well-educated subject. Applause! Auction already ended, but those curious for more information on this gem should click here.

Lucille Ball Shows Us How It's Done

A sight for sore eyes. Auction here – ends 10/2.

Book Review: Infernal Devices by KW Jeter

Infernal Devices by K.W. JeterA divine farce, Infernal Devices is counted by many to be in the vanguard of Steampunk novels, written in the late 1980s by the man who is accused of coining the accursed term. The hero of our story, George, is the ne’er-do-well son of a genius watchmaker. George lives in Victorian England and has very little imagination and even less talent for repairing or even maintaining the works of his late father, who also built clockwork automata.

One day a mysterious man with leathery skin appears at his shop, terrorizes his manservant, and asks George to repair a mysterious device (a regulator) that George’s father created. This sets off a chain of events in which George finds himself completely out of his very limited depth. Two or three (or four?) different organizations have designs for George, the regulator, and an automaton which George’s father created that looks exactly like George.

George, finding himself in the midst of what he considers a mystery, spends the rest of the book blindly floundering. Along the way he encounters, and is often mishandled by, a race of half-breed fish people, a pair of con-artists (one of whom is a sexually voracious lady), the leather-skinned man, a wealthy man who wants to end the world so he can speak to aliens, the (often violent) head of a morality organization, and various assorted seedy lowlifes. Did I mention that some time travel is involved?

The very fate of the Earth hangs in the balance, and the plot is built of wheels within wheels. The comedy is thick, and this reader was delighted as George’s fate and wits turned from bad to worse, to worse still, and then even worse. It’s a long way to the bottom, and all George really manages to do properly is throw a fit like he’s Niccolo Paganini. OK. OK. He manages to do more. Like avoid being murdered by a lynch mob.

Creepy Factor: 1 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: I said it was a farce, and I stand by that. Definitely not horror, but certainly nice and dark. Cthulhu is mentioned. Do I really need to gush more? I hope not. You should read this book.

Infernal Devices – K.W. Jeter1987St. Martin’s Press
Republished by Angry Robot – 2011

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Vintage Photo Album: Pola Negri Edition

This week’s installment of the fabulous vintage photo album is dedicated to the lovely and talented Pola Negri, born Barbara Apolonia Chalupiec  on January 3, 1897.

Palo Negri as photographed by Eugene Robert Richee

Hey beautiful lady, where are you going looking so serious? Probably some smoke-filled room in the back of the casino, with a poisoned stiletto hidden in your bodice. This photo screams 1930s to me, from the glamour and rich tones. Photo by famous Hollywood photographer Eugene Robert Richee (Google image search here) who made this photo for Paramount. Richee is known for his many photos of Louise Brooks. Compare to this spectacular photo of Myrna Loy from the film Thirteen Women (1932). Sadly, it will set you back some serious change. – Auction Here – Ends 8/16

Pola Negri Tobacco Card

A 1935 Reemtsma tobacco card (also known as cigarette cards). Despite being printed in 1935, the decor, clothes, and makeup make me think this is a silent film still. Are those supposed to be Chinese clothes, or pajamas? The world may never know. The man here is identified as Harry Liedtke. This little delight will not give you so much pain in your wallet as the last, put it’s printed. – Auction Here – Expires when it expires

Pola Negri Tobacco Card

Another 1935 Reemtsma tobacco card. Does this, or does this not look just like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter? In actuality, it’s Fritz Schultz and Pola Negri. I love silent films. What body language! He can’t step forward without tripping on her train. – Auction Here – Expires when it expires

Nicholas Cage???

Speaking of doppelgangers of movie stars. Doesn’t this look just like Nicholas Cage? On sale by the proprietor of The Thanatos Archive. It will set you back a million bucks. – Auction Here – Expires when it expires

1931 Ghost Walks - A Dangerous Affair

There are so many things I love about this photo. So. Many. Things. A 1931 publicity still for A Dangerous Affair, a.k.a. Ghost Walks (IMDB info page here). The medicine cabinets. The cool lady in the slinky black dress. Two gagged heroes who were rounded up while getting ready for bed, and the third who obviously just got back from a party. The party-goer is saying “you dirty rat” with his eyes. You dirty rat. – Auction Here – Ends when it ends

Snake Charmer CDV

Snake Chamer CDV

We end with not one, but two 19th Century snake charmer CDV photos. The first ends August 13, and the second ends the same day.

Thanks for tuning in to another suspenseful chapter of delving into the vintage photo crypts of eBay. So many photos, so little time.

Have you seen Let the Right One In? You have to have to have to see this stunning film. The story is a nice new take on my favorite vampire tale, Carmilla.

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Sequels and Second Novels

I’ve got a terrible revue backlog, so the time has come to do some quickies. Coincidentally, most of what we have here today are sequels and second novels.

Bloody Red Baron by Kim NewmanAs it follows pretty much the same central characters as Anno Dracula, but occurs 30 years later, there are a lot of similarities between Anno and Bloody Red Baron. The book is very readable. Set in an alt-historical World War I being fought with Dracula himself goading the Kaiser, a parade of real historical figures and fictional luminaries make cameos or serve as main characters. Included in the bunch are Edgar Allan Poe (here eschewing his middle name and living the unfortunate life of a Kafka character), the Mata Hari, Count Orlok, Manfred von Richthofen, and the Baron’s brother, Lothar. There is no Genevieve Dieudonne, sadly. As with Anno Dracula, the plot is meandering and sometimes seems headed nowhere. In Anno, this meandering supplied more delicious background. In Bloody Red Baron, this meandering led your undeserving servant to distraction and annoyance. I find myself hesitant to read the next and last in this series.
Bloody Red Baron by Kim NewmanCarroll & Graf1995
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The Enterprise of Death by Jesse BullingtonAfter having read The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart and love love loving it, imagine my delight in finding that Bullington had published another book this very year. The Enterprise of Death is a parable on how tricky it can be to rise above the circumstances from which we emerge. In the case of our heroine, Awa, those circumstances are rather dire. Awa is a former slave who, along with her mistress, is waylaid by a cruel necromancer shopping for a rather rare sort of successor. The kind of successor who, if they learned their true fate, would not go willingly. The good news, if it could be called good, is that Awa learns how to be a passable necromancer. We witness her horrific training, and follow her later adventures. As in the Brothers, the violence is hyper-photographically brutal, the sexy bits are graphic and never kink-free, and the main characters are caught in machinations that remain mostly beyond their ken. There is a scene late in the book where Awa is magically granted greater intelligence and she is stunned to look back and see how stupid she’s been. For years. My gripes: The ending does not ring true to these ears, and the Bullington’s carefully measured language is suddenly peppered with frank explicit sexual vocabulary starting at about one third of the way through the book, and I found it distracting. Still, The Enterprise of Death is an entertaining read. Those who are not entertained will be offended, and the Hyena wins my award for the most horrific monster of the year.
The Enterprise of Death by Jesse BullingtonOrbit Books2011.
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Blameless by Gail CarrigerHa ha ho ho hee hee is it awkward explaining to all my friends that I’m not just reading these thinly veiled vampire/werewolf romance novels, but that I think they’re fantastic. See my review of the first, here. Yes. Yes I’ve read all of them now. They are in order, after Soulless: Changeless, Blameless, and Heartless. Another, Timeless, is due March 2012. Gail Carriger continues the fascinating adventures of Alexia Tarabotti as she thwarts enemies, spouts wry observations, and dodges multiple assassination attempts by various nefarious 19th Century organizations, all while keeping appearances and providing proper guidance on manners. I spent a lot of time thinking about this, and found one nit to pick with these books: The covers are not getting better, and they really need to get somebody working on that. Everything else is grand. The books are an easy read and hard to put down. New York Times Bestselling. Still not ready to take the plunge? Just repeat after me: Low-brow is high-brow. Low-brow is high-brow. Low-brow is high-brow. There’s no place like home.
Changeless, Blameless, and Heartless by Gail Carriger2010, 2010, 2011Orbit Books
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Vintage Photo Album Eight: Hey Baby. Going My Way?

It’s that time again. The time of the week where I post some great vintage photos from the deep dark archives of eBay. These days I look for a theme in the photos, and I think that this week’s collection must be forgiven, because its mind is elsewhere. Perhaps dwelling on matters that aren’t broached in polite company. I really tried to pare these down this week, but still ended up with nine. Sorry about that. I’m obsessive.

Misusing the Electric Implement

This would normally be a straight-forward picture, as it certainly appears, until one regards the electrical device. The transphosphorstylus here is plainly being misused. One does not hold it like a potato. – Auction Here – Expires When it Expires

St. Petersbourg

I can’t really put my finger on what is wrong here. Which of these two is made of wood? Shockingly expensive for what it is. – Auction Here – Expires 8/2

Clown Dance?

The Person selling this gem titled it “Clown Dance”. Probably thinking that the nice clowney was on stilts. You can see the clown dance, can’t you? Dance as the girl wakes up and starts screaming. It’s too late for her. The one in her lap will keep her in the chair. – Auction Here – Expires 7/31

Take Me Home

Both parties are obviously in peril. – Auction Here – Expires 8/2 – This seller is located in Porkopolis, Ohio, United States. Porkopolis.

Double Exposure

I don’t usually go for double exposures, because there are lots of them and let’s face it, they’re mistakes. Lots of vernacular vintage photos have the shadows of the photographer in them, too. It’s an artifact of the way photos were created then. The first one you find might look sinister or unusual. Then you see hundreds more and the effect is spoiled. Every once in a while, though, a really delicious one shows up. That’s the case here. – Auction Here – Expires 7/31

My OCD is to Blame

A spectacularly obvious fake spirit photo by George and Craig Falconer, circa 1930. You can see the halftone dots on the picture they must have cut from a newspaper or magazine. She looks like a romance novel heroine, poor dear. I wasn’t going to post this, seeing as how there are a ton here, but my OCD made me. For the sake of completeness. More here and here and here. – Auction Here – Expires 8/4

Lovely Mary Duncan, 1929

Hot dog! You may remember Mary Duncan from her lead role in The Shanghai Gesture. Here she is as photographed by William Mortensen (bio) (google image search) – Auction Here – Expires 8/3

They Don't Build Them Like That Anymore

Ah Yes. The more clever of you will have already deduced the purpose of this evil mechanism from the indicators at the top, which are labeled “Occupied” and “Free”. The rest of you will need to learn to use your imaginations. – Auction Here – Expires 8/6

Stop, Pelican

Stop! (I adore vintage photos with dates on them. The serrated edges of this snapshot say 1960s to me, and so it is: January 1960. Somebody is late taking their decorations down.) – Auction Here – Expires 8/4

Arcade Card Original

I always like to end with a pinup. This is an original proof for an arcade card. The seller speculates that the photo originated from Alta Studios in San Francisco, CA, which is now famous for its “artful nudes” from the 1920s that a person could mail order. The cards made from these originals were dispensed from machines at arcades, and are also known as Mutoscope cards or Exhibit Cards. Auction Here – Expires 7/31

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The flying monkeys let our technician out for a minute and he snuck away into the light of day. Thanks for your patience during this difficult transition.
I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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