SpaceWreck by Stewart Cowley

Spacewreck by Stewart CowleyIt seems like a meme that’s been coming up a lot lately, for me at least, has been: Two great flavors that go great together. This is definitely the case with this book. Great Flavor Number One being: aliens. Great Flavor Number Two being: Exploring ancient ruins, haunted houses, and/or derelict ships. If you’re anything like me, when you first saw the movie Alien, the most fascinating part of the movie was when they went into the giant derelict space ship and found H.R. Giger’s “space jockey”. That was one of those moments where you remember exactly where you were when you first experienced it. Of course it helps that I was in a movie theater. That was awesome!

The title of this book is Spacewreck – Ghostships and Derelicts of Space and it was published in 1979. The author, Stewart Cowley, wrote a couple of these that all went together and were called “Terran Trade Authority Handbooks”. They’ve become something like collectors items over the years. Besides Spacewreck, there was Starliners, Great Space Battles, and Spacecraft 2100 to 2200 AD. None of the other books held as much interest for me, though, because they didn’t have ruined civilizations, scientific experiments gone horribly wrong, or haunted planets.

Illustration from Spacewreck by Tony Roberts

Illustration from Spacewreck by Tony Roberts

In addition to the great stories, the book is lavishly illustrated. To me, this is like an extensive catalog of exotic vacation spots. I would definitely pay money to visit a quarantined space derelict where an ill-advised agricultural experiment went awry and took the lives of an entire crew.

Illustration from Spacewreck by Tony Roberts

Illustration from Spacewreck by Tony Roberts

Another place I would pay to visit is a planet with numerous giant derelict space ships that are worshiped as holy places by the strange humanoid inhabitants. Are they the descended from the space voyagers, or did the unlucky visitors meet their fates on the planet, and leave massive crumbling hulks of alien technology?

Illustration from Spacewreck by Bob Layzell

Illustration from Spacewreck by Bob Layzell

One place that sounds too horrible to visit is a planet where the wars got out of hand and thrust the population back to stone-age civilization.

Illustration from Spacewreck by Fred Gambino

Illustration from Spacewreck by Fred Gambino

Of course, none of these places are real, but a monster can certainly dream. Here’s a list of illustrators who contributed to this book (links go to artist websites): Alan Daniels, Peter Elson, Fred Gambino, Colin Hay, Robin Hiddon, Bob Layzell, Angus McKie, and Tony Roberts. It’s interesting to see what these artists are up to thirty years later.

This isn’t so much a book review as it is a “look at this cool thing. Wow!” article, but my OCD is forcing me to grade this book in the normal manner.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 2 out of 5 (short stories)
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: Look at this cool thing. Wow!

Spacewreck – Ghostships and Derelicts of Space by Stewart Cowley – Hamlyn Publishing – 1979
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Pin-Up of the Week: Spicy Mystery February 1938

Spicy Mystery Stories 1938 02 February

SIX WERE SLAIN
by Justin Case

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Book Review: The Drawing of the Dark by Tim Powers

The Drawing of the Dark by Tim Powers - 1979If you’re a regular reader here, you probably know that I’m something of a Tim Powers fan. See reviews here, here, and here. I’m getting near to having read his entire output. Imagine my delight when some members of my rat army showed up with a mint first edition copy of Powers’ 1979 The Drawing of the Dark. What I do when I get a collectible book is I make a paper book cover out of a paper bag and do my best to gentle on the spine. My goal is to leave the book looking like I never read it. Making brown paper bag covers for books always makes me think that anyone seeing me read the book might suspect that I was reading pornography or a romance novel. Luckily I’m a proud book geek and I have to assure you that I’ve read plenty from both those genres and probably will again before it’s all done with. For that matter, the copy of Jim Thompson’s Savage Night that I own has a ridiculous, lurid cover that would really need to be hidden in public. Not that I ever go out in public, considering that I’m a MONSTER and people would try to KILL ME. What was I talking about?

Powers researches real events and produces stories that are as historically accurate as possible, and then puts a major twist on them, and sort of tells a “secret history” of the event. The event being re-framed in The Drawing is the 1529 siege of Vienna by the Ottomans. If you have read and liked The Anubis Gates, the good news is that this book has something of the same flavor. It’s about adventure and strange underworld goings-on in 16th Century Europe. Powers also explores his interest in the Fisher King, which also figured into the plot of his later book Last Call (1993). To give you a summary, The Drawing of the Dark is about an aging mercenary who is hired by a wizard to be a bouncer at a brewery in Vienna. On his way to his assignment from Venice, things start getting weird. Different groups of people try to kill him. Supernatural beings, including a troop of dwarfs, come to his aid at strange times. Once he gets to Vienna he gets pulled deeper and deeper into a struggle between near-mythological forces. He feels like an ordinary mercenary, but it becomes obvious that larger forces are at work.

There is fighting, romance, adventure, and plenty of weird magical realism. The fighting is painful, the romance is complicated and maybe a little sad, the adventure is imaginative and interesting, and the magic is strangely plausible. This book also has a humorous edge to it. Sadly, for me the book really got bogged down about halfway through. Although some of the characters still don’t get what’s going on, the reader will have it figured out, and that tends to water down the tension of the narrative. Also, the ending ended up being a little anti-climactic.

Let’s see those numbers.

Creepy Factor: 2 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 3 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Final result: If you’re already a Powers fan and are working your way through his books, you’ll probably like this book. If you’re curious about Powers, I would instead recommend Three Days to Never (2006), or the oft-mentioned-here, Anubis Gates (1983). If you are interested in the One Thousand and One Nights (a.k.a. 1001 Arabian Nights), you will probably find Declare (2001) to be an amazing read. I thought it was really mind-blowing, but a friend of mine couldn’t get through it.

The Drawing of the Dark by Tim Powers – Del Ray – 1979
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Monster Alphabet: L is for Licking the Belly of Gaga

What is Lady Gaga doing on my favorite blog? You might be wondering that to yourself right now. Lady Gaga ended up on my radar when somebody sent me an interview clip where she talked about being fascinated with monsters. I was immediately charmed. I Googled her and found pictures of her in all kinds of awesome costumes. Then I went from “charmed” to “enchanted”. So I did what anyone else would do in my position: I ordered my rat army to the nearest record store to secure a copy of all her music (“and no chewing on the packaging this time!” I added.)

Rawr!

Look at her! She’s saying “RAWR!”

I figured that anybody who looked that amazing and hot would be putting out some really bizarre music. In my mind’s ear I heard J.G. Thirlwell and The Knife with a dash of ’80s-era Madonna. Or something. What I got was all of the latter and none of the former. It was a letdown. I recovered quickly and simply contented myself with watching her great costumes. That’s enough for an old monster like me, who bumps around in attics. You can tell me that she’s really subversive under all that pop music and I’ll believe you, really I will. I mean, she’s on the Vigilant Citizen’s short list.

Uncomfotable

Observe as Lady Gaga makes everyone else on stage uncomfortable. Mmmmmm. The woman on the left is faking cool, I can tell.

Hello operator. Give me number 9. And if you disconnect me. I’ll grab you from behind.

Enough of the eye candy. On to the belly. Here is Lady Gaga crowd-surfing.

Lady Gaga Crowd Surfing

You can see our belly licker in this next picture. Amazed to find himself in this position.

And here it goes!

It’s only fair for me to say that I was alerted to this development by this post on Gawker. They also have a great graphic which I didn’t want to pilfer, and is totally worth it. You can also see video of this here on Youtube.

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Pin-Up of the Week: Weird Tales March 1935

Weird Tales 1935 03 March

CLUTCHING HANDS
OF
DEATH
By HAROLD WARD

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C. L. Moore
Robert E. Howard
Otis Adelbert Kline

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