In the category of It’s Safe to Tell You Now I Ordered Mine, the new Rasputina album, Tender Kinderhook, is available for pre-order. The first 250 CD orders will receive an exclusive fan featuring artwork by Rasputina’s Daniel de Jesus. You can go here to see more details and order online. For the record, I don’t have any relationship with Rasputina or the seller. In other words, I’m telling you this for your own good. If you haven’t heard of Rasputina, here is a good place to check them out (and here on YouTube). They have it all: Beauty, cello rock, corset costumes, warpaint, and songs about such diverse subjects as ghosts, Howard Hughes, ghostly ice skating girls, and tragic victims of terrible fates.
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Believe me. I know from long experience that this is not the sort of thing a monster wants to wake up to. That being fuzzy, shambling nightmares gathered around your bed. Of course, I sleep under my bed, like any self-respecting haunter of attics and basements. I also make creepy noises while I sleep. Well, I don’t want to spend this whole blog post bragging, so I’d better get to the point.
At first glance, these little specimen jars hold cute little bears. A little reading, however, notifies us that these cute little bears are made out of belly button lint. Mmmm. Creepy. These are the work of Betty Rae Case and are sold in her Etsy Store. I’m not ashamed to say that these little guys are in my “It’s safe to tell you now I’ve ordered mine.” (ISTTYNIOM) category. One of the cool things about Etsy is that you can commission the artist to do something custom. Once I get mine, I’ll share.
Besides the belly button lint, Betty Rae Case also creates jewelry made with “human ivory” (read: nail clippings) and (dull in comparison) security envelopes. Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmmm. Very creepy cool. Lights out.
I took a brief break from my Mad Tea duties, and am late for it today as well. But better late than never, as they say. MAD TEA stands for Monster Art Dolls Toy Etsy Artists. It’s a stretch I know. See this page for details about MAD TEA. Today’s Etsy Monster Artist is Melissa Sue Stanley. This post also goes in the “It’s safe to tell you now I’ve ordered mine.” category because I got one of her creations.
Melissa Sue designs and creates creatures and creations. You can order pre-made items from her store, or you can ask for something custom. It looks like she doesn’t make Amigurumi anymore, which is too bad. For the uninitiated, Amigurumi is a Japanese art of making knitted or crocheted anthropomorphic shapes or stuffed animals. I guess it’s kind of moot now, though, except: She is selling a couple of pre-made ones.
I’m going to shut up now and let the photos do the talking. These are great soft-sculpture objects.
I wanted a friend for the Diabolical Dr. Francois, so I ordered a custom Melancholy Monster. We traded a few Etsy “convos”, which are what Etsy refers to as messages about an item. I didn’t realize until I ordered this monster that Etsy is pretty well set up to do custom orders and commissions. You can basically pick an artist, write up a proposal for what you want, and offer a price. The artist can accept, decline, or haggle. It ends up being an interesting process.
I sent in my commission and Melissa Sue sent back this drawing.
I suggested some changes to the head gear, and this is what resulted.
Here’s the finished product, with the Diabolical Dr. Francois.
Dr. Francois isn’t looking as sinister and menacing as usual, because I caught him off-guard with this gift.
Melissa Sue, like most Etsy artists, has a blogger blog which it looks like she updates fairly regularly. You should check it out. There’s a lot of cool stuff. Well, that’s it for this week’s installment of MAD TEA. See you next week for more Monster Art Doll Toy Etsy Artists.
Today we have a really special MAD TEA triple-threat: It’s an Etsy artist feature, book review, and interview all in one. MAD TEA stands for Monster Art Dolls Toy Etsy Artists. It’s a stretch I know. See this page for details about MAD TEA.
This week’s featured artist is Crankbunny, otherwise known as Norma Toraya. She explains that a Crankbunny is a large magical fish with rabbit ears that is part bunny. The fish has a hand growing out of its forehead. Crankbunny fingers are made of marshmallows. Being a monster, this all makes perfect sense to me. Besides having an Etsy store, Crankbunny recently came out with Paper Puppet Palooza, a book on making puppets. If that wasn’t enough already, Crankbunny has a blog. Crankbunny sells handmade puppets, pop-up cards, and cool mini decoders that you can use to send people secret messages. How cool is that!
Here is one of her puppets. She calls this a Lady Fish and I am almost fooled. I know it’s really a mermaid!
Filed under “I ordered mine so now it’s safe to tell you — Good luck!“, Crankbunny also sells signed and numbered, limited editions of a few of her puppets. Right now the Lady Spider and Flying Monkey Lady puppets are like that. I ordered the Lady Spider. Here’s a picture of mine (it’s blurry like an old-fashioned vignette because I’m experimenting with a Lensbaby camera lens).
Paper Puppet Palooza is half story-book and half instructional tome on the making of paper puppets. It includes instructions, templates, parts, materials, and even two full-color puppets you can cut out to make your own puppets. It works from the basics, to simple puppets, to marionettes and shadow puppets, and concludes with variations like pop-up cards. It also includes a gallery of work by other puppet artists: Sara Guindon, Lindsey Carr, Lisa Li Hertzi, Donna Leishman, Gwenaelle Gobé, and Bian Ewing.
I was excited to get the chance to interview Crankbunny via email. Here’s our interview:
You just came out with a book, Paper Puppet Palooza, that looks really awesome. Can you tell us a little about how that came about and how the process was for you?
I decided to basically regurgitate everything that was in my brain about making puppets into Paper Puppet Palooza. The book helped organize all that brain matter into something better that was helpful even for me (because frankly it was all jumbled and somewhat intuitive). It was also a fun way to explore some new techniques and possibly mechanics too.
One thing I never had any luck with was creating different characters. The process of coming up with all the kookier silly stories was hard at first, but I wanted the book itself to have a story to it and its own world. Writing and working on those characters really helped me get over that hurdle. I wanted it to be more like a storybook than a how-to book because sometimes how-to books are boring or can just leave your head spinning.
I also improved my spelling and writing skills tenfold.
Tell us a little about how you create your puppets.
The paper puppets are made from paper and small random household parts… nuts and washers for weights, string, plastic straw for string paths, wire, tape, glue. If the materials ever got too complicated, I’d probably get annoyed. All the artwork is done digitally on the computer and then printed onto paper. I don’t paint – too messy.
Wow. I totally thought you would be using designer gouache. Can you share what software and hardware (digitizing tablet, mouse, or…) you use to paint your creations?
I draw everything with a pencil and some good old paper, but everything then gets scanned into the computer and colored in Photoshop. For years I used a mouse to color/paint everything – but recently I got a tablet for animating that I use sometimes to color. Everyone always thinks I use real paint or coloring markers… but it’s been probably more than 10 years since I did that. I’m not into the mess and love my computer way too much.
In a short film on Etsy you demonstrate an alchemical process for turning robot laborers into robot fairies, a process you refer to euphemistically as “giving robots wings.” Are you amassing a robot fairy army?
Do you collect anything?
I used to collect die cast robots and toys from Japan, but then after moving a few times I realized it was really a pain to pack that stuff. I now collect vintage paper toys and old books on toy making and volvelles. Lighter and much flatter.
What exactly is a “volvelle?”
Volvelles are paper mechanisms usually used to calculate or work out associations between things (verbs, ingredients for recipes, measurements, baseball stats, etc). they don’t use them anymore – but back in the day they were very popular. Here is a wikipedia page on volvelles.
Attached is an ink blot. What do you see in it?
A giant bronze statue of a waterbear in the middle of a flowery park.
Ah. OK. I can see that. I saw a giant beetle doing a headstand on a pig’s nose.
There seem to be a lot of monsters in your work. For example, your recent stork card comes with a tentacled baby option. What is it about monsters that interests you?
The tentacle in the baby basket of the Stork card is really just a joke… a possibly bad and less than tasteful one of someone giving birth to an alien.
Your book and puppets feature animals and people with shifting identities. There’s a giraffe who is mistaken for the Loch Ness Monster, and also a Dodo bird with a flamingo mask. Could it be that you are obsessed with this subject because you are really a spy?
Is there a snake woman puppet coming in the future?
Naw, way to biblical for me. Next one will be birdy – possibly a peacock Brothers Grimm fairy tale type thing!
Anything else?
A bowl of soup with someone you love is better than steak with someone you hate.
Thanks again to Crankbunny for participating in this interview!
Here’s a photo of the same Lady Spider puppet from Crankbunny’s Etsy shop.
(The store photo is more real-to-life than mine, although the colors are a little washed out.)
Did I mention that Crankbunny is an animator? She is.
Well, that’s it for this week’s installment of MAD TEA. See you next week for more Monster Art Doll Toy Etsy Artists.
Don’t forget you can purchase Crankbunny’s fabulous Paper Puppet Palooza on Amazon!
Hello creeps and ghouls. Here are some quick lunch break news items:
- In the “I can tell you now because I ordered mine. Good luck!” category, Rasputina has issued a signed, limited edition EP, titled “The Willow Tree Triptych.” The EP will be limited to 100 copies and contains three different songs from three different countries, all titled ‘The Willow Tree”. I LOVE Rasputina! Order here. As not seen on TV. Not available in stores. (You’re too late – 4 days later they’re already gone.)
- I have posted instructions to the Papercraft Coraline Doll on the Coraline Other Mother page.
- Neil Gaiman’s novel, The Graveyard Book, won the Audie Award in two categories. He won in the Children’s 8-12 and Audiobook of the Year. Congratulations!!!





















