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Young Adult Double Feature

Feed by M.T. Anderson

(Five bucks says this is the back of China Miéville’s head.) While it was sold to me as a dystopian dark science fiction novel, Feed is more accurately a retelling of that classic tale Romeo and Juliet. Except that in this case, Romeo is from the vapid consumerist future and Juliet is from the intellectual alt-culture past.

In this future world, most people have direct Internet feeds implanted into their brains soon after they are born. The plus side of this is that everyone is a walking encyclopedia as long as they have the patience to use Wikipedia. The bad news is that banner ads have followed the Internet into our brains, and instant access to everything, everywhere, at any time has inculcated a deep laziness into the masses. Nobody has to learn anything, fashionable hairstyles change by the minute, and mankind has lost the patience to use Wikipedia (hmmm. This last part sounds familiar.)

Our star-crossed lovers meet in a restaurant on the Moon, and later that evening are dancing at a night club when their feeds are hacked by a member of dissident organization of some sort. The details of this dissident organization aren’t explored fully because the protagonist (our lethargic representative of the vapid consumerist future) doesn’t really care about anything other than his next meal or pair of jeans, so he never investigates.

Some YA books are gratifying to adults. If you get annoyed easily at young adult books, you may wish to skip this one.

Oh Juliet (or in this case, Violet), how unlucky you are to have fallen for this oaf. Halfway through the book we wonder, “when does the adventure start?” You must have wondered that, too. Luckily for us, you and your lover’s stars are crossed, and so the tragedy in this young adult dystopian broth is rich and thick.

Feed by M.T. Anderson2004Candlewick
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Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

The plot of this book is Neil Gaiman’s standard: Protagonist discovers a secret world where he/she is important. As a child, our protagonist Jacob was told lots of strange and yet borderline-believable stories by his grandfather. Now that he’s 16, it’s become clear to Jacob maybe his grandfather might need a little more medication than the average bear.

After his grandfather is killed in suspicious circumstances, however, Jacob finds himself compelled to investigate, and of course it was all true. All of it! The levitating girl, the invisible boy, the ridiculously strong girl, the bird, the horrible monsters. Everything and more. The good news is that everybody at the Home likes Jacob, and he likes them. The bad news is that Jacob has unwittingly led the horrible monsters to Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. Adventure ensues.

The book itself is well-written and suspenseful. Despite the World War II setting, the period flavor at the Home is decidedly Victorian. It’s a little on the YA borderline, but if the premise sounds interesting and you are attracted to the odd vintage photos that pepper the inside, you should give it a read.

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs2011Quirk Books

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Book Review: Infernal Devices by KW Jeter

Infernal Devices by K.W. JeterA divine farce, Infernal Devices is counted by many to be in the vanguard of Steampunk novels, written in the late 1980s by the man who is accused of coining the accursed term. The hero of our story, George, is the ne’er-do-well son of a genius watchmaker. George lives in Victorian England and has very little imagination and even less talent for repairing or even maintaining the works of his late father, who also built clockwork automata.

One day a mysterious man with leathery skin appears at his shop, terrorizes his manservant, and asks George to repair a mysterious device (a regulator) that George’s father created. This sets off a chain of events in which George finds himself completely out of his very limited depth. Two or three (or four?) different organizations have designs for George, the regulator, and an automaton which George’s father created that looks exactly like George.

George, finding himself in the midst of what he considers a mystery, spends the rest of the book blindly floundering. Along the way he encounters, and is often mishandled by, a race of half-breed fish people, a pair of con-artists (one of whom is a sexually voracious lady), the leather-skinned man, a wealthy man who wants to end the world so he can speak to aliens, the (often violent) head of a morality organization, and various assorted seedy lowlifes. Did I mention that some time travel is involved?

The very fate of the Earth hangs in the balance, and the plot is built of wheels within wheels. The comedy is thick, and this reader was delighted as George’s fate and wits turned from bad to worse, to worse still, and then even worse. It’s a long way to the bottom, and all George really manages to do properly is throw a fit like he’s Niccolo Paganini. OK. OK. He manages to do more. Like avoid being murdered by a lynch mob.

Creepy Factor: 1 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: I said it was a farce, and I stand by that. Definitely not horror, but certainly nice and dark. Cthulhu is mentioned. Do I really need to gush more? I hope not. You should read this book.

Infernal Devices – K.W. Jeter1987St. Martin’s Press
Republished by Angry Robot – 2011

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Sequels and Second Novels

I’ve got a terrible revue backlog, so the time has come to do some quickies. Coincidentally, most of what we have here today are sequels and second novels.

Bloody Red Baron by Kim NewmanAs it follows pretty much the same central characters as Anno Dracula, but occurs 30 years later, there are a lot of similarities between Anno and Bloody Red Baron. The book is very readable. Set in an alt-historical World War I being fought with Dracula himself goading the Kaiser, a parade of real historical figures and fictional luminaries make cameos or serve as main characters. Included in the bunch are Edgar Allan Poe (here eschewing his middle name and living the unfortunate life of a Kafka character), the Mata Hari, Count Orlok, Manfred von Richthofen, and the Baron’s brother, Lothar. There is no Genevieve Dieudonne, sadly. As with Anno Dracula, the plot is meandering and sometimes seems headed nowhere. In Anno, this meandering supplied more delicious background. In Bloody Red Baron, this meandering led your undeserving servant to distraction and annoyance. I find myself hesitant to read the next and last in this series.
Bloody Red Baron by Kim NewmanCarroll & Graf1995
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The Enterprise of Death by Jesse BullingtonAfter having read The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart and love love loving it, imagine my delight in finding that Bullington had published another book this very year. The Enterprise of Death is a parable on how tricky it can be to rise above the circumstances from which we emerge. In the case of our heroine, Awa, those circumstances are rather dire. Awa is a former slave who, along with her mistress, is waylaid by a cruel necromancer shopping for a rather rare sort of successor. The kind of successor who, if they learned their true fate, would not go willingly. The good news, if it could be called good, is that Awa learns how to be a passable necromancer. We witness her horrific training, and follow her later adventures. As in the Brothers, the violence is hyper-photographically brutal, the sexy bits are graphic and never kink-free, and the main characters are caught in machinations that remain mostly beyond their ken. There is a scene late in the book where Awa is magically granted greater intelligence and she is stunned to look back and see how stupid she’s been. For years. My gripes: The ending does not ring true to these ears, and the Bullington’s carefully measured language is suddenly peppered with frank explicit sexual vocabulary starting at about one third of the way through the book, and I found it distracting. Still, The Enterprise of Death is an entertaining read. Those who are not entertained will be offended, and the Hyena wins my award for the most horrific monster of the year.
The Enterprise of Death by Jesse BullingtonOrbit Books2011.
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Blameless by Gail CarrigerHa ha ho ho hee hee is it awkward explaining to all my friends that I’m not just reading these thinly veiled vampire/werewolf romance novels, but that I think they’re fantastic. See my review of the first, here. Yes. Yes I’ve read all of them now. They are in order, after Soulless: Changeless, Blameless, and Heartless. Another, Timeless, is due March 2012. Gail Carriger continues the fascinating adventures of Alexia Tarabotti as she thwarts enemies, spouts wry observations, and dodges multiple assassination attempts by various nefarious 19th Century organizations, all while keeping appearances and providing proper guidance on manners. I spent a lot of time thinking about this, and found one nit to pick with these books: The covers are not getting better, and they really need to get somebody working on that. Everything else is grand. The books are an easy read and hard to put down. New York Times Bestselling. Still not ready to take the plunge? Just repeat after me: Low-brow is high-brow. Low-brow is high-brow. Low-brow is high-brow. There’s no place like home.
Changeless, Blameless, and Heartless by Gail Carriger2010, 2010, 2011Orbit Books
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Book Review: On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers

As someone who has read the entire output of a number of authors, I’ve often noticed the phenomena where my favorite book by any given author is often the first one I’ve read. Ever notice that? I loved The Stand, but Carrie will always be number one in my heart of hearts. Likewise, I’ll always have a soft spot for Savage Night by Jim Thompson. If You Could See Me Now by Peter Straub. Nueromancer by William Gibson (although honestly Idoru comes in a very close second). An exception: I think Anne Rice peaked at The Witching Hour (which came after the abominable Queen of the Damned.)

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Tim Powers On Stanger Tides. One thing that becomes obvious when you read this book is that IT MUST HAVE inspired the movie series Pirates of the Caribbean. Indeed, the Wikipedia page on that topic makes the claim that Pirates of the Caribbean was inspired by the popular video game Monkey Island, which in turn was inspired by On Stranger Tides. It is further noted here that the fourth film in the series Pirates of the Carribean: On Stranger Tides, has an even closer relationship (which I guess should be obvious from the title).

In the Tim Powers universe, this book comes directly after the somewhat forgettable Dinner at Deviants Place (review here), and before the uneven but mostly brilliant Stress of Her Regard (review here). I think of all the Powers books I’ve read so far, it is the one that most closely resembles Anubis Gates, which is a book I can’t seem to stop talking about. It was nominated for, but did not win, the 1988 Locus Fantasy and World Fantasy Awards.

Here’s the story: An ex-puppeteer bent on avenging his father reluctantly joins two bands of pirates as they pursue a mission to travel to, and make use of, the legendary Fountain of Youth. Blackbeard leads one of the group of pirates, and we find him infested with ghosts and captaining a ship of zombies. The other group of pirates is working for a criminally insane Oxford Don who is bent on using the power of the Fountain to resurrect his late wife. Unfortunately for our hero, the villainous Don plans to do this at the expense of the woman he has fallen in love with. Also unfortunately for our hero, Blackbeard has plans for the same woman which are equally sinister (Blackbeard having been given a shot of Bluebeard by Powers).

Like most books by Powers, booze, magic (in this case voodoo), painful injuries, strangely pragmatic heroines, and desperate love each play a major part in the proceedings. Being one part revenge story, one part journey to hell, and two parts perilous rescue, the plot of On Stranger Tides probably sounds convoluted, but it’s all pirate treasure.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 5 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Final result: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. I had a hard time putting this book down. It’s got comedy, terror, adventure, voodoo, comedy, and ghost ships. This brings us back to the topic that I started this review with. I could see reading On Stranger Tides first and forever after that feeling like it was the best Tim Powers book, ever.

On Stranger Tides
by Tim Powers1987Ace

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Book Review: The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart by Jesse Bullington

the sad tale of the brothers grossbart by jesse bullingtonThe title reads “The Sad Tale of Brothers Grossbart” but the book reveals itself to be half comedy, half tragedy. You can discern as much by reading the headline on the back: “We ain’t thieves and we ain’t killers, we’s just good men been done wrong.”

And so goes the malevolent stupidity of the grave robbing pair. See: grave robbing isn’t wrong if it’s your family trade. Right? The brothers would agree. They would also add that they only throttled your ma because she was making too much noise (and she started it first). Although the tongue is placed firmly in cheek, it should be noted that this book is probably not for everyone. It even has the courtesy to provide a gatekeeper in the form of an atrocity, five pages in, where the brothers carelessly slaughter the wife and children of a turnip farmer. “Abandon all Hope Ye Who Enter Here.” Setting the tone for the rest of the book, the violence in this scene is frank and anatomically descriptive.

The more sensitive readers may be right to put the book down. The rest of us will later begin to see slapstick in the many hyper-photographically detailed bodily insults recorded here. The brothers make enemies as naturally as we breathe air, and a large subplot of the book involves the vengeful people, witches, and supernatural beings on the trail of the Grossbarts. The Grossbarts themselves are focused on getting to Egypt, because they’ve heard many a tale of the fantastical graves there. Being grave robbers and all, they take a professional interest.

Plot-wise, the book reads very much like the adventures of Sinbad the Sailor as chronicled in the Book of the Thousand Nights and One Night. That is to say that the protagonists become tangled in machinations that are vastly greater than they are. The brothers manage to stumble through by the light of their own convictions, no matter how misplaced those convictions may be. In the Brothers Grossbart, this provides endless opportunities for dire humor. And at times these awful, stinking, disgusting, ugly, and appallingly stupid and violent men approach likability. I was also reminded of Grimm’s Fairy Tales (tragedy set in mythical surroundings), Tim Powers The Anubis Gates (historical hilarity and accretion of painful injuries), and James Branch Cabell’s Jurgen (a comedy that is not really about what it purports to contain).

I would be wrong to talk about this book without mentioning the masterful grasp that Bullington has on the English language. The language is used like a fine tool to disgust, appall, frighten, or even describe beauty. Upon entering Venice: “True to its visage, the sky let them advance only a short distance before a deluge crashed down on them.” The brothers and unfortunate henchmen are approached by three long dead, rotting men who are animated by demons: “The stench overpowered them, even the Grossbarts gagging on the suddenly wet air.”

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 2 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: It is not wrong to want to murder the Brothers Grossbart. What a great book.

The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart by Jesse Bullington2009Orbit

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The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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