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Book Review: Black Hills by Dan Simmons

Black Hills by Dan SimmonsIt’s good to be ambitious. You might be a giant gorilla who crashes though the jungles of a remote island, where you are worshiped like a god by the natives and wrestle with dinosaurs. But then you might see Fay Wray and think to yourself, “I want some of that.” If you’re ambitious, you might succeed. Or you might find yourself on the wrong side of the Empire State Building with Fay Wray in one hand, and swatting at airplanes with the other. If you don’t try sometimes, you’ll never know what you can really achieve. The problem is that when you get too ambitious things can get out of hand. I think Black Hills suffers from too much ambition.

I’m a little reluctant to review this book here because it’s almost more historical fiction than horror or speculative fiction. There are ghosts and supernatural happenings in this book, but nothing remotely creepy or eerie. Black Hills follows the life of a Native American man around the turn of the century. As a young Lakota boy, he “counts coup” on General George Armstrong Custer at the moment the man dies, and Custer’s ghost invades his body. The boy, named Paha Sapa (the name itself meaning Black Hills in his native tongue), can also sometimes see the futures and pasts of people he touches. We follow Paha Sapa as he grows up and into old age. Being historical fiction, the book involves what was really happening in the United States at that time. Namely, Native Americans were being pushed onto reservations and/or killed. A visit is made to the famous White City of the Chicago World’s Fair in 1893, and later Paha Sapa works as a dynamite layer for Gutzon Borglum as he creates Mount Rushmore.

Although there are happy times in Paha Sapa’s life, Simmons chooses to focus on those times which are most tragic and the book is sometimes horrifyingly sad. We watch as Paha Sapa tries to kill himself, directly or indirectly, several times, both as a boy and an old man. Because of his ability to see the future from touching people, he accidentally witnesses the funeral of his future wife on the day he meets her. Don’t get me wrong – just because a book is sad doesn’t make it a bad book. I can name any number of sad books that I think were masterpieces. For the record, I think that many who read Black Hills might have a contrary opinion and really enjoy the book. I wasn’t won over.

For one thing, the haunting of Paha Sapa by the ghost of George Custer is unusual, and so a reader might think that it would play a large part in the goings-on of the plot. It does not, however, and for me the ghost ended up being meaningless to the story. We wait until halfway through the book before Custer and Paha Sapa finally speak to each other, and to me it seemed like they failed to develop any sort of relationship, even at the end. Instead, strangely, we are treated to Custer’s memories of having sex with his wife, Elizabeth, a lot. At one point we find them covered in buffalo blood, enjoying acrobatic sex on the back of a trotting horse. These scenes appear between chapters about Paha Sapa’s violently interrupted childhood.

Much later, Paha Sapa visits Custer’s widow when she is ninety, just before she dies. This chapter is written from the viewpoint of Custer himself and he spends most of it belittling her for how old she has become. He goes into great detail describing her wrinkles, deafness, and old lady smell. Of course it could be that I missed the point.

What all these stories have to do with each other is what escapes me.

I think this could have been a book about a psychic Native American who was unwillingly haunted by a famous killer of his people, and how their relationship changed over the one man’s life. Alternatively, Simmons could have written a book about a man’s search for peace after he lost his only son to a foreign war, in which the son fought for those who had brutalized his people and culture. OR a book about a Native American who helped build (and plotted to destroy) Mount Rushmore in the heart of the land his people held most sacred, and the racism he faced every day. OR a book about Custer’s very interesting wife and their relationship, including how they got it on, and then what his ghost might have thought if he had visited his faithful widow many decades later.

I’ve read enough of Dan Simmons and think highly enough of him that I believe he could have written any of the above books and given them the emotional depth and time they needed to be excellent. I think his main fault here is in trying to do too many things at once and as a result not doing a great job with any.

Creepy Factor: 1 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 1 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 1 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 2 out of 5

(As with some other recent books, because this book isn’t exactly in the horror genre, the numbers above are rather unkind.) To his credit, Dan Simmons takes a lot of risks with Black Hills, but I was never won over and did not end up enjoying the book. I do recommend him as an author, however.

Black Hills by Dan SimmonsReagan Arthur Books – 2010
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Book Review: Demon and the City by Liz Williams

Demon and the City - by Liz WilliamsYou know how when you were a little monster, and you and your monster friends would scare each other? You might have some scary stuffed rabbits, a fake severed monster head, and a flashlight. And then you would play something that was like hide-and-seek and your friend would jump out of a cabinet, turn on the lights, and throw a bunny at you? Remember how it was fun the first hundred times?

Regular readers will remember that I just reviewed another book by Liz Williams, Snake Agent, last month. Snake Agent is the first book in her Detective Chen series. I really loved it and was excited that there were already three sequels available.

In a nutshell, Chen and Irzh are once again pulled into circumstances very much beyond their control as the powers and bureaucracies of Chinese Heaven and Hell converge on the case of a meddling pharmaceuticals magnate who has made a deal with… well you’ll have to read it to find out. Zhu Irzh finds himself unable to maintain a professional distance from the case, but hey! He’s a demon, so what do you expect?

Demon and the City starts a little differently from Snake Agent. There is a murder, but it becomes clear very quickly who was behind it, so it eschews the murder mystery genre quite a bit more. Also, the demon, Zhu Irzh is more the main character. Detective Chen doesn’t show up until about halfway through the book. The story is very imaginative, and there is the same sort or wry comedy that made Snake Agent so entertaining. Another difference is that there are two romances going on in the book, both of which are very interesting.

This leads me to my confusion. I simply didn’t like this book as much as Snake Agent, and it’s hard to put my finger on why. I do know that I like Detective Chen more than Zhu Irzh. I also enjoyed how Snake Agent is a huge, dark farce. Demon and the City definitely takes itself more seriously. Demon and the City also seemed more scattered, following more characters. At the same time, I’m left with the nagging suspicion that if I had read this book first, I might have liked it better.

Creepy Factor: 3 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 3 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 3 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 4 out of 5

Final result: I just can’t get as excited about this book as I did the last, but I think that it was still a good read and would recommend it for fans of dark fiction. I’ve got the next Detective Chen novel, Precious Dragon, ready to roll. For anyone interested in the author, here is an interesting interview with Liz Williams.

The Demon and the City by Liz Williams – Night Shade Books – 2006
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Book Review: Foundling and Lamplighter by D.M. Cornish

Lamplighter by D.M. CornishWe all know that it’s dangerous to think in terms of black and white. For instance, a person might think that there is no place for monsters on the TV show 24. I am here to say that most definitely, there are a lot of places where monsters would make that show a lot better. For example, imagine a scene where a terrorist is chasing Jack Bauer down a hallway with a huge killer virus bomb when a monster suddenly jumps out from out of nowhere and kills the terrorist by breaking him in half and then eats his feet or something. That would be awesome. (Incidentally, I would volunteer for that part, even though the TV show really stresses me out and I need the Diabolical Dr. Francois to watch it with me. I also don’t happen to eat feet, but could pretend for a movie. Maybe they could make special effects feet out of cake.)

What I’m trying to say is that in real life things are often more complex than we like to think. Even more complex than what Jack is having to deal with every week in sixty minute bites. Sometimes the people you don’t expect to be mean, cruel and devious turn out to be worse than you could imagine. Sometimes authority has to be questioned. Sometimes things aren’t exactly as they may seem.

That is exactly the case with these two books, Foundling and Lamplighter by D.M. Cornish. A third book in the series is expected sometime this year. I was introduced to this series by the excellent book blog, Speculative Fiction Junkie. The books follow the adventures of the unfortunately named Rossamund Bookchild and are definitely the most entertaining young-adult fiction that I’ve read since Phillip Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy. I wish that I could get through this review without mentioning Harry Potter, but although these are definitely a lot different, I think it’s safe to say that if you have read all of the Harry Potter books and wish there were more, these books are for you and you should go get one now. Now!

Like the Phillip Pullman and J. K. Rowling novels, the protagonist of these two books is an orphan. The orphan, Rossamund, lives in a world of magic and strange technology. The world that Cornish has imagined is amazingly complete and compelling. The world of Rossamund is inhabited by monsters of all shapes and sizes. Mankind is at war with the monsters, and any people who are found to be friendly with monsters are hanged for the crime. Our young hero Rossamund is earnest to a fault and loves to read pamphlets detailing the adventures of sailors. He dreams of a life of adventure sailing the seas, but as an orphan, his choices are limited. Eventually he is chosen to become a Lamplighter.

Lamplighters tend the lamps that run between towns throughout the empire. They are a cross between public servant and anti-monster military force. In Foundling, we follow Rossamund on his way to join the Lamplighters. He gets mislaid and has a great adventure finding his way into and out of trouble. Along the way he meets a fascinating woman named Europe who is a monster-killing mercenary. He also meets and finds himself forced to make friends with a monster.

If in Foundling it becomes obvious that not all monsters are bad and not all humans are to be trusted, the theme is expanded upon in the second book, Lamplighter. In a nutshell, Lamplighter follows Rossamund and a rather willful girl Threnody as they are trained to be Lamplighters and assigned to their first post. As could be expected in a sequel, characters from the first book make an appearance in this one. This book is so suspenseful that I could barely contain myself while reading the last fifty pages. The ending is shocking and leaves the reader with more questions than answers.

A few last details: The books are beautifully illustrated by the author and have their own jargon and language. I takes a little while to get used to the language, but once you do, it’s smooth sailing. It also must be noted that the books are amazingly imaginative and well-written. While they are marketed for young adults, they will certainly appeal to adults who enjoy fantasy and adventure. Here is the official site.

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 5 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 1 out of 5 (I’m giving one star for mild romantic tension)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 4 out of 5

Final result: Great adventure, mean monsters, deep characterizations, friendly monsters, cool illustrations, hard lessons, strange monsters, and enormous suspense all in one place. The second book is rather long but you’ll never notice it. I love these books and can’t wait to read the next one! (P.S. I don’t usually get into author blogs, but D.M. Cornish’s is here.)

Foundling by D.M. Cornish – Speak – 2007
Lamplighter by D.M. Cornish – Putnam – 2008
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Book Review: Snake Agent by Liz Williams

Snake Agent by Liz WilliamsTo retrieve his wife, a man journeys to hell. How many more times can this tale be told? It’s almost like a band choosing to cover Stairway to Heaven. It has been told perfectly a few times. Countless other writers have tried their hand at it, and most have failed. When I see a man-goes-to-hell-to-retrieve-his-wife story coming, I think to myself. “This better be good.”

Fortunately, it is. I love this book! It begins the way a normal detective novel does, with a vaguely downtrodden detective, Detective Chen. Detective Chen tries not to be cynical. As his police department’s “snake agent”, Chen is in charge of dealing with supernatural crimes. He is brought into a case involving a wealthy woman who has found that her daughter’s soul ended up in hell instead of heaven. Hoping for a simple bureaucratic mix-up, Chen investigates and discovers that someone is trading in souls. Soon he uncovers a conspiracy that may lead straight to the emperor of hell himself.

There are many charming things about this book. Not the least of which is the matter-of-fact way the book lays out its own internal mythology. For example, when asked about what happens when you die, Detective Chen tells it like it is: Souls take a journey through regions with names like the Sea of Night and the Night Harbor on their way to the afterlife, where they are processed by the bureaucratic departments of heaven or hell and then eventually reincarnated. Along the way they are shown their past life, what they will most likely be reincarnated as, and given a special drink which makes them forget everything before they are shuttled back to the living. It is in this sort of play that the book excels.

My only real complaint is that there are too many dues ex machinas. I personally enjoy a dues ex machina here or there, but when there are too many, I think it can be a suspense killer. On the other hand, I enjoyed that conventional detective fiction characters abound in Snake Agent. There is the oafish sergeant, the rogue cop, the captain who is beholden to local politics, and the vaguely threatened detective’s wife. Once the book builds up steam and really kicks into gear, though, a lot of these conventions are broken or twisted. For example, the detective’s wife goes from being vaguely threatened to being on an adventure of her own, and the rogue cop turns out to be a more complex character than one would expect. The book eventually stops being a detective novel and turns into a fantastic journey through hell.

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: Great adventure, Chinese mythology, evil alchemists, soul trading, great cover art… This book has it all! Mmmmmm. Fans of dark fantasy such as Clive Barker’s Imajica will be excited to get their hands on some intelligent writing. Fans of detective fiction will be gratified to find a new series of novels with a fresh twist on the genre. The story is ancient, the plotting is Shakespearean, the humor is thick, and it’s a real page-turner. I love this book! I am simultaneously excited and scared to read the next one.

Snake Agent by Liz Williams – Night Shade Books – 2005
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Book Review: Hammer Glamour by Marcus Hearn

hammer_glamour_titan_booksIf you’ve seen many horror film from the 1950s, ’60s, and ’70s, it’s pretty likely that you’ve seen one or two Hammer films. UK-based Hammer Film Productions made a name for itself by updating 1930s-style B grade monster movies and injecting a lot more steam. While some of these movies faded into obscurity, others went on to be classics. Two examples are: Dracula (1958) with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, and Curse of Frankenstein (1957) also with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. To give you a taste of how Hammer worked, they followed Dracula with eight sequels and Curse of Frankenstein with six.

The movies were low-budget, gothic, and besides Cushing, Lee, and other leading men, the movies featured a bevy of glamorous ladies, which leads us to the book, Hammer Glamour. Author Marcus Hearn has put together short biographies of 50 of the gorgeous actresses from the Hammer films. Horror movie fans will be fascinated by the intro and biographies, which provide a glimpse into the rise and fall of Hammer Film Productions. To supplement the bios, the publisher has added an amazing assortment of photos of each of the stars. The book includes hundreds of photos, including steamy pin-ups, glamorous portraits, and pictures taken on-set.

Did I mention that some of these photos are rather steamy? But obviously, we are really only interested in reading the articles, aren’t we? While I certainly expected to find Raquel Welch, who sported a sexy cave woman outfit in One Million Years B.C. (1966), I was actually surprised to find Nastassja Kinski, who starred in Hammer’s final film, To the Devil a Daughter (1976). I haven’t seen it, but apparently To the Devil a Daughter was not exactly a smash hit. Fortunately, Nastassja Kinski went on to bigger and better things, including Cat People (1982). On a side note, if you haven’t seen Nastassja Kinski’s father, Klaus Kinski in Werner Herzog’s Nosferatu (1979), you should go see it now. Now! Now!

OK… Now where was I? To satisfy my OCD, here’s a list of the ladies: Ursula Andress, Eva Bartok, Stephanie Beacham, Olinka Berova, Martina Beswicke, Carita, Veronica Carlson, Diane Clare, Mary and Madeline Collinson (Mmmmm – identical twins), Adrienne Corri, Hazel Court, Jennifer Daniel, Vera Day, Susan Denberg, Marie Devereux, Diana Dors, Shirley Eaton, Julie Ege, Barbara Ewing, Suzah Farmer, Shirley Anne Field, Yvonne Furneaux, Valerie Gaunt, Eunice Gayson, Judy Geeson, Jenny Hanley, Linda Hayden, Nastassj Kinski, Marla Landi, Suzanna Leigh, Valerie Leon, Jennie Linden, Joanna Lumley, Yvonne Monlaur, Rosenna Monteros, Caroline Munro, Kate O’Mara, Barbara Payton, Jaqueline Pearce, Ingrid Pitt, Stefanie Powers, Yvonne Roman, Edina Ronay, Catherina Von Schell, Janette Scott, Barbara Shelley, Madeline Smith, Yutte Stensgaard, Victoria Vetri, Raquel Welch. Mmmmm. That’s 50.

Collinson-twins

Creepy Factor: 2 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 0 out of 5 (there IS NO suspense in a coffee table book.)
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 4 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 2 out of 5

Final result: This book is very well put together. The writing is excellent. The photos are lush and plentiful. The subject matter is interesting. Everybody knows that monsters love the ladies. And how! This coffee table book will make a great gift for the monster in your life, or failing that, the monster movie lover in your life.

Hammer Glamour by Marcus Hearn – Titan Books – 2009
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