Monthly Archive for August, 2011

Young Adult Double Feature

Feed by M.T. Anderson

(Five bucks says this is the back of China Miéville’s head.) While it was sold to me as a dystopian dark science fiction novel, Feed is more accurately a retelling of that classic tale Romeo and Juliet. Except that in this case, Romeo is from the vapid consumerist future and Juliet is from the intellectual alt-culture past.

In this future world, most people have direct Internet feeds implanted into their brains soon after they are born. The plus side of this is that everyone is a walking encyclopedia as long as they have the patience to use Wikipedia. The bad news is that banner ads have followed the Internet into our brains, and instant access to everything, everywhere, at any time has inculcated a deep laziness into the masses. Nobody has to learn anything, fashionable hairstyles change by the minute, and mankind has lost the patience to use Wikipedia (hmmm. This last part sounds familiar.)

Our star-crossed lovers meet in a restaurant on the Moon, and later that evening are dancing at a night club when their feeds are hacked by a member of dissident organization of some sort. The details of this dissident organization aren’t explored fully because the protagonist (our lethargic representative of the vapid consumerist future) doesn’t really care about anything other than his next meal or pair of jeans, so he never investigates.

Some YA books are gratifying to adults. If you get annoyed easily at young adult books, you may wish to skip this one.

Oh Juliet (or in this case, Violet), how unlucky you are to have fallen for this oaf. Halfway through the book we wonder, “when does the adventure start?” You must have wondered that, too. Luckily for us, you and your lover’s stars are crossed, and so the tragedy in this young adult dystopian broth is rich and thick.

Feed by M.T. Anderson2004Candlewick
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Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

The plot of this book is Neil Gaiman’s standard: Protagonist discovers a secret world where he/she is important. As a child, our protagonist Jacob was told lots of strange and yet borderline-believable stories by his grandfather. Now that he’s 16, it’s become clear to Jacob maybe his grandfather might need a little more medication than the average bear.

After his grandfather is killed in suspicious circumstances, however, Jacob finds himself compelled to investigate, and of course it was all true. All of it! The levitating girl, the invisible boy, the ridiculously strong girl, the bird, the horrible monsters. Everything and more. The good news is that everybody at the Home likes Jacob, and he likes them. The bad news is that Jacob has unwittingly led the horrible monsters to Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children. Adventure ensues.

The book itself is well-written and suspenseful. Despite the World War II setting, the period flavor at the Home is decidedly Victorian. It’s a little on the YA borderline, but if the premise sounds interesting and you are attracted to the odd vintage photos that pepper the inside, you should give it a read.

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs2011Quirk Books

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Pinup of the Week: Amazing Stories January 1942

Amazing Stories January 1942 cover

This one is kind of following the theme of last week’s pin-up. Those cooky mad scientists are at it again. Of course these guys are totally on the wrong track. The head goes up, gentlemen. Up!

The
TEST TUBE
GIRL
By FRANK PATTON

MYSTERY of the BLUE GOD by HARRY BATES

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Vintage Photo Album: Can I have a Little Upside-Down with my Vampire?

One of the things that I really love about vintage photography is the medium itself. Today, we have digital cameras and we know that something is a mistake right after we hit the shutter button. Or in the worst case, right after we upload it to our Facebook page or Tweet it. Not that anything like that would ever happen to me. No, in the past, photography was something of a dicey process. A person could take the perfect photo and have the chemistry go bad. A person could get the chemistry right, but have underexposed the photo. A perfectly capable photographer with great chemistry and plenty of light could have a subject that just simply would not cooperate. Today’s vintage photo album is dedicated to the photographers who worked so hard to get so many great photos to us at a time when it was really difficult.

Onagonical Monster

Regular readers will probably recognize this one. It’s a page from a photo album featured here a few weeks ago. The album did not sell for the asking price of 1500 clams, and this time the bidding has started at $9.99. What a delight! You will be bidding against me for this hot item. Auction Here – Expires 8/31

Mlle. Dazie the Dancer

Old photos + dancers x Oscar Wilde’s Salome = AND HOW. I love all the Mlles! – Auction Here – Expires 8/28

Angel with Crown

This auction is actually over, but I loved the photo so much I had to include it here. These old spiritualist photos are so dear. – Auction Was Here – Already Expired

What's Taking So Long With These Ghostly Presences?

Another fine example of a spiritualist photo. Our subject looks so dissatisfied with the photographer. Doesn’t she know it takes time and concentration to manifest ghosts from the past? – Auction Here – Expires 8/28

Princess Hishesa Academy

Another very lovely photo. The princess was a patient subject in these days that an exposure took a long time. The auction is for a pair of photos. – Auction Here – Ends 8/28

Thousand Yard Crooked Smile

Thousand Yard Crooked Smile. What a daguerreotype. Its no wonder that the process was so popular for so long. You could see the air. – Auction Was Here – Already Expired

1929 Chinese Opera Actors

It really doesn’t get much better than this. Sorry about the obnoxious watermark. – Auction Here – Expires 8/30

The Lovely Florence Zoda

Another great photo with an unfortunate watermark. Florence made news by coming to the rescue when an unfortunate snake expert lost several deadly adders in a hotel. The poor man got bit and lost his arm in the incident. Hopefully Ms. Zoda didn’t show up in the pictured costume. With adder poison creeping through your veins, the last thing you want is a lady like this to set your heart pounding. This is another one where you’ll be bidding against me. I am in love! More vintage snake charmers here.Auction Here – Expires 8/26

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Book Review: Infernal Devices by KW Jeter

Infernal Devices by K.W. JeterA divine farce, Infernal Devices is counted by many to be in the vanguard of Steampunk novels, written in the late 1980s by the man who is accused of coining the accursed term. The hero of our story, George, is the ne’er-do-well son of a genius watchmaker. George lives in Victorian England and has very little imagination and even less talent for repairing or even maintaining the works of his late father, who also built clockwork automata.

One day a mysterious man with leathery skin appears at his shop, terrorizes his manservant, and asks George to repair a mysterious device (a regulator) that George’s father created. This sets off a chain of events in which George finds himself completely out of his very limited depth. Two or three (or four?) different organizations have designs for George, the regulator, and an automaton which George’s father created that looks exactly like George.

George, finding himself in the midst of what he considers a mystery, spends the rest of the book blindly floundering. Along the way he encounters, and is often mishandled by, a race of half-breed fish people, a pair of con-artists (one of whom is a sexually voracious lady), the leather-skinned man, a wealthy man who wants to end the world so he can speak to aliens, the (often violent) head of a morality organization, and various assorted seedy lowlifes. Did I mention that some time travel is involved?

The very fate of the Earth hangs in the balance, and the plot is built of wheels within wheels. The comedy is thick, and this reader was delighted as George’s fate and wits turned from bad to worse, to worse still, and then even worse. It’s a long way to the bottom, and all George really manages to do properly is throw a fit like he’s Niccolo Paganini. OK. OK. He manages to do more. Like avoid being murdered by a lynch mob.

Creepy Factor: 1 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: I said it was a farce, and I stand by that. Definitely not horror, but certainly nice and dark. Cthulhu is mentioned. Do I really need to gush more? I hope not. You should read this book.

Infernal Devices – K.W. Jeter1987St. Martin’s Press
Republished by Angry Robot – 2011

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Pinup of the Week: Amazing Stories November 1939

Amazing Stories November 1939

I don’t know what you think, but it seems to me that this is a lot of work to go through to copy a bathing suit. Ha ha. I kid. I kid. No really. Here we see Modern Science about to answer to one of mankind’s most haunting questions: “What’s better than one beautiful redhead?”

He needs to turn that baby up to 11. That’s what he needs to do.

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HIDDEN UNIVERSE by RALPH MILNE FARLEY

The
4-Sided
Triangle
by WILLIAM F. TEMPLE

And Great Stories By
ROBERT MOORE WILLIAMS
FREDERIC ARNOLD KUMMER, JR. * DON WILCOX

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The flying monkeys let our technician out for a minute and he snuck away into the light of day. Thanks for your patience during this difficult transition.
I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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