What is Lady Gaga doing on my favorite blog? You might be wondering that to yourself right now. Lady Gaga ended up on my radar when somebody sent me an interview clip where she talked about being fascinated with monsters. I was immediately charmed. I Googled her and found pictures of her in all kinds of awesome costumes. Then I went from “charmed” to “enchanted”. So I did what anyone else would do in my position: I ordered my rat army to the nearest record store to secure a copy of all her music (“and no chewing on the packaging this time!” I added.)
Look at her! She’s saying “RAWR!”
I figured that anybody who looked that amazing and hot would be putting out some really bizarre music. In my mind’s ear I heard J.G. Thirlwell and The Knife with a dash of ’80s-era Madonna. Or something. What I got was all of the latter and none of the former. It was a letdown. I recovered quickly and simply contented myself with watching her great costumes. That’s enough for an old monster like me, who bumps around in attics. You can tell me that she’s really subversive under all that pop music and I’ll believe you, really I will. I mean, she’s on the Vigilant Citizen’s short list.
Observe as Lady Gaga makes everyone else on stage uncomfortable. Mmmmmm. The woman on the left is faking cool, I can tell.
Hello operator. Give me number 9. And if you disconnect me. I’ll grab you from behind.
Enough of the eye candy. On to the belly. Here is Lady Gaga crowd-surfing.
You can see our belly licker in this next picture. Amazed to find himself in this position.
And here it goes!
It’s only fair for me to say that I was alerted to this development by this post on Gawker. They also have a great graphic which I didn’t want to pilfer, and is totally worth it. You can also see video of this here on Youtube.
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