Monthly Archive for June, 2010

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Another Grab Bag of Mini Reviews

More mini reviews to put a further dent into my horrible book review backlog. Those pressed for time may wish to check the executive summaries (in italics) at the end of each mini where I rate each book for creepiness, suspense, violence, and erotic factor. Each executive summary ends with a one word summary of the book.

Several years of writing regularly has made it clear to me that it is deceptively hard to be entertaining. Roman Dirge is among those gifted with the ability to make even the weakest plot sing with life (or death, as the case may be). Read LENORE – WEDGIES to keep up with what dead megalomaniac little girls are up to these days. This book is the graphic novel equivalent of doing things like taping firecrackers to tomato worms, playing how-and-tell with scab collections, or putting a deceased, mummified lizard on a giant ant pile to see what happens. THRILL! As Lenore spends three pages playing with a dead frog. GASP! As Lenore realizes she pickled a fairy queen. LAUGH! As Lenore sends a bacteria-eating slime monster back to hell with a plunger. Creepy, funny, violent, and repulsive. Rotten. (Titan Books, 2010) Lenore: Wedgies on Amazon

As usual, Tim Powers carefully piles painful injures on his protagonist in DINNER AT DEVIANT’S PALACE. When Greg Rivas is hired by a brandy baron in post-apocalypse Los Angeles, he discovers that his mission is to rescue and deprogram his first love, who has been kidnapped by a dangerous religious cult. Along the way, he discovers the truth in the Residents lyric: “The only really perfect love is one that gets away.” As mentioned before, he also collects a dizzying array of non-fatal injuries, and we swoon as part of his skull becomes squishy. This being a dent left by a falling architectural feature after his meeting with the Deviant, who I can’t tell you about without spoiling the book. I thought the book was OK. Published right after THE ANUBIS GATES (still my favorite by Powers), this book was the 1985 Philip K. Dick Award winner and a Nebula Award nominee. Creepy, suspenseful, violent, and more about love than sex. Painful. (Ace Books, 1985) Dinner at Deviant’s Palace on Amazon

When I read the second novel in the Detective Inspector Chen series by Liz Williams, I wondered if the second was inferior, or if the novelty had worn off a little and made it seem not quite as stellar as the first. PRECIOUS DRAGON, the third book in the series, has made things clear by being made of awesome and dark fantasy based on Chinese mythology with strong female characters. If anything at all must be clear by my continued celebration of this series, it is that I am in love with it. You readers thirsting for truly imaginative adventure should really check it out. Start with SNAKE AGENT. See my reviews of the first two books, here and here. Creepy, suspenseful, can be violent, not really sexy. Awesome. (Nightshade Books, 2008) Precious Dragon on Amazon

Richard K. Morgan turns in another fine hard-boiled Takeshi Kovacs thriller in BROKEN ANGELS. After loving his novel ALTERED CARBON and hating THIRTEEN (see my review here), I was curious but a little worried. Protagonist Kovacs goes AWOL to help a group of rouge archeologists investigate a priceless alien artifact that leads to a massive abandoned space ship. It makes for a fascinating story with an almost nonsensical ending. Morgan includes a lot of gratuitous exposition about power, war, politics, and violence, which is rather thinly disguised as dialogue. There was enough of this that I got a little annoyed, but unlike THIRTEEN, some people in this book have a sense of humor. I liked it. Slightly creepy, rather suspenseful, ultra-violent, and hyper-sexual. Hard-boiled. (Del Rey, 2004) Broken Angels on Amazon

Many thanks to Titan Books for the review copy of Lenore – Wedgies.

Brief Paper Terror: The Ostrich by Lucas Zanotto

The Ostrich from Lucas Zanotto on Vimeo.

An unsuspecting ostrich goes prematurely gray after an encounter with The Other Side. Paper marionette short by Berlin based artist Lucas Zanotto. Via

Pin up of the Week: Amazing Stories 1952 05

Amazing Stories 1952 05

A NEW NOVEL BY ROG PHILLIPS

Man sought the secret
of eternal life in this

EMPIRE OF WOMEN
BY JOHN FLETCHER

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Kill Your Online Self

I just found out about the Suicide Machine, a delightful service that helps a person delete their online self. So if you have accounts on Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, and Twitter, the suicide machine will delete them, and do it in a way that erases all the data. How enchanting! It makes me want to create a new identity and move it around like a pawn on Facebook. Maybe I will choose to be a violinist who lives in Paris. I will name her Mlle. Belletienere.

She will be a great romantic. I will find a suitable portrait shot for her in the classifieds section of a weekly newspaper. I’m picturing her as a willowy brunette who usually wears black. Belletienere will be kind, witty and beautiful. Her grasp of English will be adorably shaky. She will have an identical twin who is not online. Her birthday will be January 1 and her relationship status will read “Tell me yours first.” She’ll always be reading the books that everyone wishes they were reading. She will start with Balzac.

Balletienere will make friends online and play farming games into the wee hours of the morning. And then years later, when she has lots and lots of friends, and even more farm animals, she will find that it has all become too much and after countless weeks spent in despair, she will decide on a quick, automated death. She will wonder if she did the right thing as she watches the suicide machine unfriend her entire contact list, delete her uploaded photos, erase her wall posts, and then axe her account. Afterwards, it will be as if she never existed. And I will be free of Mlle. Belletienere! But in my heart, I will always miss her. I am crying already.

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Monster Alphabet: R is for Robot Overlords

This brings to mind one of the first scenes in the movie JURASSIC PARK. The one where the person encounters the little dinosaurs. They look all cute and colorful and fascinating, until they attack. Then, before you know it, POW: you’ve got a dozen of them on you. With their fuzzy paws and bellies, their x-ray camera noses, and their little wiggly butts. Yeah you don’t have me fooled, Fujitsu! WHEN THIS THING BLINKS, IT DOESN’T CLOSE ITS EYE, DOES IT?

The flying monkeys let our technician out for a minute and he snuck away into the light of day. Thanks for your patience during this difficult transition.
I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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