Behold. I recently stumbled upon a huge cache of bizarre short videos, all of which appear to be titled in Russian(?), and all of which are violent battles between famous fictional characters. The above has to be seen to be believed. Also of interest are: Ninja versus Knight, Batman versus Dracula, and Jigsaw versus Sherlock Holmes. Some further investigation makes it seem like they are ads for a cracker? WAT.
... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft
The flying monkeys let our technician out for a minute and he snuck away into the light of day. Thanks for your patience during this difficult transition.