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Book Review: Finch by Jeff Vandermeer

If I wasn’t a monster, I would be a detective. Actually, that’s not true. If I wasn’t a monster, I would be a mad scientist. I would be a mad scientist who might have dreams sometimes of being a detective. The mad scientist would emerge from these dreams feeling haunted and maybe sometimes beaten up. The characters who populated his dreams would swim with the fishes, or become wallpaper. The guts of the mad scientist would be twisted up like hamburger. Of course, this is all if I was a mad scientist. What was I talking about?

Finch is a something of a science fiction fantasy book written like a detective novel. The front and back covers bristle with references to noir fiction greats like David Goodis and Raymond Chandler, but it reminds me more of James Elroy. The main character is hyper-masculine in an Elroy way. Finch follows the classic noir trope of the lone righteous man in a pressure cooker. Which is:

  • Our Detective is assigned a seemingly impossible case.
  • Said case stinks of political corruption and/or is an obvious play in a deadly chess game between two or more interested parties.
  • One or more interested parties puts pressure on the detective to:
    1. Solve the case their way, or
    2. Drop the case, or
    3. Join their side.
  • The department chief has questionable motives and is one of the above-mentioned parties.
  • The detective’s sex interest is not to be trusted.
  • The detective is haunted by his past and/or is deeply heartbroken.
  • The detective continues to investigate the case in spite of (or because of):
    1. Escalating threats.
    2. Escalating physical violence.
  • The following occurrences are generally required, but not in any particular order:
    1. The detective is knocked out and wakes up tied to a chair.
    2. The detective’s partner is taken out of action.
    3. The detective is restrained by hoodlums while a gang boss uses him as a punching bag.
    4. The detective is told repeatedly that he is in over his head.
    5. The detective is officially taken off the case, but continues to pursue it.
    6. The detective is pushed too far by one of the interested parties and retaliates in an extravagant manner.
  • In the end, the detective solves case his own way despite opposition. Justice is served and the city/town realigns with the cosmos.
  • The detective wonders, bitterly, if he took the correct action.
  • The detective’s sex interest turns out to be washed up. An interesting moll or frail met during the investigation replaces her.

You can’t tell me that you haven’t already read this story. It doesn’t matter. I’ve read this same story in countless other books, and in the hands of a skilled author, it’s still worth reading. In fact, I had a hard time putting Finch down and read it in two or three days.

Author Jeff Vandermeer fully imagines a dystopian world where fungi have replaced technology, food, weapons, disease, AND drugs. Think about that! Monstrous mushrooms have taken over the city and life has become dire for its inhabitants. Reading it, I was also reminded of Philip K. Dick: The detective is not a detective. There is nobody to trust. The story has nightmarish qualities and the main character struggles to keep a grasp on what is real and what is not. The goings-on are mostly depressing.

It wasn’t until I was about halfway through Finch that I found out that it is the last book in a trilogy. Luckily, it appears that all three novels can stand pretty well alone. Besides wishing that I had a little more information about the creatures called “gray caps,” I don’t think that I was missing much. Of course, maybe I was and don’t know it.

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 5 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5 (hmmm. There is sex but not so erotic or weird.)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 5 out of 5

Final result: You might not be able to tell by my review but I really loved this book. If you’re a fan of dark fantasy, this book will be straight up your alley. Vandermeer has created a compelling world, populated it with interesting characters, and used it to tell an old story in an exciting new way. Finch has been nominated for a Nebula award. (I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that the awesome cover to this book was illustrated by John Coulthart.)

Finch by Jeff Vandermeer- Underland Press2009
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Book Review: Martyrs and Monsters by Robert Dunbar

“What’s the worst that can happen?” Recently I played this game with a friend. I commented that if there’s a hell for monsters, and I ever end up there, my punishment will be to wash dishes in a restaurant. Like any good creeper in basements and attics, I hate the three basics of washing dishes: Being wet, being covered with chewed-up bits of food and soda, and working. My friend helpfully pointed out that this might not be horrible enough. What if all the dishes came covered with saliva? What if I had to lick all the dishes to clean them? How could that get worse? Answer: Hundreds of paper cuts.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah. Robert Dunbar. If the question is “What’s the worst that could happen?” Robert Dunbar is the man with an answer. Martyrs & Monsters is a collection of short fiction by Dunbar and a lot of it is harrowing. I’m not usually a fan of short story collections, but every once in a while I’ll run across an author who can fill out a compelling one.

The stories here are varied. While most of them are horror stories, they run quite a range of subjects. Martyrs & Monsters covers everything from post-apocalyptic zombie fighters to murderous drug addicts. From a wildly dysfunctional geek love triangle to a straight-up ghost story. A few of the stories are quite humorous. Some others are horrifyingly bleak. To me it seems like the one common thread is that the characters in all these stories are battling their own demons.

Strangely, the book finishes with a story that is very much like an L-Word episode. It’s about a gay man who introduces his new boyfriend to a bunch of his friends at a beach house gathering. And his friends don’t like the guy. That’s as horrifying as the story gets, so I was left scratching my head. Maybe I missed the point. In the bigger picture, though, it barely matters.

Dunbar’s writing is creative and engrossing. As the background to each story is set up, Dunbar provides just the right amount of information. Everything is full formed. He’s very good at painting a bleak, horrifying picture with only a few strokes. As I mentioned earlier, Dunbar can certainly answer the question: “What’s the worst that could happen?” If you’re trying to save your brother from a succubus, what’s the worst that could happen? If you get bit while defending your children from a zombie and, as a result, turn into a zombie yourself, what’s the worst that could happen? If you think your neighbor might have been replaced by an alien doppelganger, what’s the worst that could happen? The truth is, you don’t want to know! Or, if you enjoy horror: You do want to know, and here you will be amply rewarded.

Creepy Factor: 5 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 3 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 2 out of 5
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 3 out of 5

Martyrs & Monsters made the final Horror Writers Association 2009 Stoker Awards ballot for Superior Achievement in a Fiction Collection, and it’s clear that it belongs there. The writing is imaginative, the atmosphere is haunting, and the sexy witch really does have a collection of – of – uh maybe you don’t want to know. Or maybe you do. What’s the worst that could happen?

Martyrs and Monsters by Robert Dunbar2009DarkHart Press
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Many thanks to the author for sending me a review copy of this book. See you next time!

Pinup of the Week: Dime Detective January 1936

The Mark of the Raven
A Vee Brown Novel
by Carroll John Daly


A Cardigan Story by Frederick Nebel

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Pinup of the Week: Weird Tales August 1937

Margaret Brundage cover.

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Book Review: Supernatural – Heart of the Dragon by Keith R.A. DeCandido

Today I’m going to review the book Supernatural: Heart of the Dragon by Keith R.A. DeCandido (a.k.a. Krad). But first, this book got me to thinking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Can I tell you what’s hot? This is kind of old news, but remember how Alyson Hannigan’s character would get all evil and her eyes would turn black? Dark Willow was HOT! I’m not talking about when Willow got all vampire faced with spikey teeth and stuff. That was kind of intimidating. No I’m talking about when she would get all dark and had veins on her face and she was all ready to destroy the world. That was hot.

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I don’t know about anybody else, but this makes me want to shout. “Give it to me, baby. I want to feel it! Yeah!” Besides hot dark Willow, the best thing about Buffy the Vampire Slayer was the mythos. And the worst thing about Buffy the Vampire Slayer was the mythos. There was all this back story about Buffy being the “chosen one” and how somebody else was actually an angel and then there was this demon lady and of course there were vampires and the whole worldwide anti-occult conspiracy thing and all that other stuff. That was a lot of stuff. I could never keep track of it all. But who needed to?

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, TV shows and mythos… and this book, which is based on a TV show that would appear have quite the mythos: Supernatural. I’ve never seen the TV show. Apparently, it follows the adventures of the Winchester brothers, who are two guys that hunt monsters and demons. From what I’ve gleaned about the show, it’s kind of like Buffy the Vampire Slayer in that there are a lot of implausible things going on, and a lot of people fighting supernatural beings with shotguns, magical swords and bows and arrows and stuff. The Winchester brothers come from two generations of “hunters,” as they call themselves. The book follows the adventures of all three generations of hunters as they fight a particular Japanese menace through the ages.

The Japanese menace in question is known as the “Heart of the Dragon” and is a fiery samurai ghost who is summoned by a gangster to do his dirty work. In the book, the first two generations of hunters fight the samurai ghost, but only manage to banish him temporarily. Will the Winchester brothers be able to defeat him? The book fits into the overall storyline of the TV show in that some higher stakes are involved. While the ghost is controlled by a gangster, it was created by a demon to be a tool for evil during the coming apocalypse. So while the Winchester brothers fight the ghost and the gangster, demons and angels are fighting over who will ultimately control the vengeful flaming samurai ghost, and the fate of the world hangs in the balance.

The book is a fast read and a page-turner. The writing is clear and gets out of the way of the story. At the same time, it basically is a novelization of a TV show, which cuts both ways. Because there is a back story and mythos that needs to be tended to, one gets the idea that a basic story outline was created, and then a laundry list of necessary mythos points was added to the outline, and then the author filled in the details. In other words, the writing ends up seeming a little bit mechanical. Particularly near the end, where there is a battle between some angels and demons that really doesn’t fit into the plot of the book and was obviously thrown in to make the book tie into the TV series.

Which is part of why I think that people who like the TV show will like this book. It ties into the mythos, and even includes a note for which TV episode it fits in after. Also, it has action, mystery, fights with vampires, some weird gore, San Francisco Chinatown intrigue, and people posing as CIA agents to get into morgues. I also think fans of Buffy would like it. Did I mention that DeCandido has written some Buffy books?

There are some annoying things about this book. Number one: I don’t want to spend too much time on this, but I feel compelled to mention that the term “half breed” is often considered offensive, and the author used it in ways that I thought were careless and/or clueless, considering everything. Number two: It does happen that the Japanese have their own word for dragon, and it’s not “doragon,” which is how they might spell the English word in Katakana. Number three: Since this is partly a travel book, I wished that DeCandido had filled in some details of Chinatown. I ended up imagining the action happening on a blank sound stage.

After that it’s just quibbles. Somebody gets shot in the knee when they should have been shot in the face. Somebody else spouts an overused R.E.M. lyric. There is no dark Willow. I ended up being entertained by the book, but didn’t love it. It sets out to entertain the reader and it gets the job done with a minimum of muss and fuss. I liked how a lot of the action was set in San Francisco’s Chinatown, where I lived for a number years. Let’s see the scores.

Creepy Factor: 2.5 out of 5 (mostly for a Picture of Dorian Gray type scene that happens at the end.)
Suspense Factor: 2 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5 (Yes, dear reader, zero.)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 1 out of 5

It’s my opinion that fans of the TV show will enjoy this book. As I said, it’s a fast read and a page-turner. I just think it’s a little flat and seems a lot like an episode of a TV show, which makes sense, I guess. That may or may not be a bad thing, depending on what you’re looking for as a reader. I would also repeat that fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer might be interested.

Supernatural: Heart of the Dragon by Keith R.A. DeCandido – 2010Titan Books
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Many thanks to the publisher for sending me a review copy of this book. See you next time!

The flying monkeys let our technician out for a minute and he snuck away into the light of day. Thanks for your patience during this difficult transition.
I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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