Living Large

Flat Eric,

Wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, I salute you. You may not be the scariest monster ever, but you certainly know how to live large. As this short documentary shows, you are obviously the center of a massive, international conspiracy requiring scrambled phone calls and hastily scrawled coded instructions on paper documents that are shuttled around the world by your beautiful but deadly army of female ninjas. And yet, in the thick of it, you show an underlying taste for style, music, and refinement. Your demeanor reflects a worldly seriousness, generosity of heart, and clever sense of humor. Most of all, I admire a monster who knows how to hang up a phone.

Sincerely,

The Dark

Mr. Oizo – Flat Beat – 1999