An insane and deadly five-eyed monster with a woman’s body. As you can see in the picture, these monsters are like vampires in that their victims are hypnotized into a false sense of security, mostly by use of their huge googly eyes, but also by spouting surreal poetry. Like vampires they like to dress up. Observe the dialogue:
Victim: Comment! Tu ne gagnes que 100 francs par mois?
Monster: Oui, mais j’ai 10% sur la location des l’orgnettes…
Victim: But how! You are making 100 Francs a month?
Monster: Yes. But I take 10% from the rental of the opera glasses.
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That pinup is pretty awesome. Sadly, I’m half french and I didn’t know what a lorgnette is…
Luckily, you can look that one up in English and it’s the same.