Monthly Archive for June, 2009

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3D Glasses for Coraline DVDs

This is more of a news item than anything else, because according to the release notes for the Coraline DVDs, all the DVDs will come with 4 pairs of 3D glasses for viewing the 3D copy of the movie. In case you have a large audience, or just wanted to see what the 3D glasses look like, I’ve tracked down where you can get them. Coraline fans might want to check them out, too. Here’s what they’re going to look like:

3D glasses for Coraline DVD

Here’s the place to get the 3D glasses. Looks like the minimum order is 50. Ouch.

While you’re here, don’t miss my Coraline Other Mother page and Coraline Central.

Coraline DVDs on Amazon

Coraline Posters

I know I’m the slowest person on the block posting these Coraline Alphabet Posters now, but I’m getting ready for the Coraline DVD release (woo hoo!) I also had some trouble finding the best quality ones possible, so I figured that since I did all the hard work, my readers could benefit. Also, I’m building up steam for my next Coraline Doll release this week. Some other news:

a) The Coraline DVD release is one month from now!

b) I haven’t heard a peep from the light of my life, the Beldam, a.k.a. the Other Mother.

c) Nobody out there in internet-land has sent the Other Mother any valentines. Several thousand unique internet viewers and no valentines. Every night I creep into the post office to check my PO box, and every night I go home empty-handed. Send some! The address is on the Other Mother Coraline Doll page. Don’t miss my Coraline Central page.

Here are the Coraline Alphabet Posters:

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Pin-up of the Week: Astounding Stories, September 1938

Astounding Stories 1938 09 September

TREASURE ASTEROID
By Manly Wade Wellman

Also: L. Ron Hubbard * Ray Cummings * Arthur J. Burks

Part of the reason I love this cover is because I can’t figure out what’s going on. For one thing, there is a red tentacled monster passed out face down on the floor. Speaking as a monster, I am stunned that another monster would show up at work drunk. For another, they all must be in an oven, because there’s a huge hand in an oven mitt coming in the hatch there. Last, I love how the posture of the woman screams:

“Zoinks!”

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Book Review: Blood Water by Dean Vincent Carter

Blood Water by Dean Vincent CarterInfluenza is a mainstream type of monster and has lately eschewed the supernatural. The flu invades bodies and kills the very young, the very old, the infirm, (and sometimes the perfectly healthy), and spends a lot of time in the limelight. Influenza drinks a lot of margaritas while sitting around the pool and has forgotten all its old friends. In fact, it’s safe to say that the flu threw out its little black book long ago. Not that I’m harboring any grudges. Of course there is competition, like flesh-eating bacteria and deadly e-coli, but really when you catch the flu, it’s on top of the world.

Have you ever wondered if the flu does other things than just make you feel bad? What if it could change your personality? What if it could take control of your body?

In Blood Water, a supernatural horror thriller aimed at the young adult set, Dean Vincent Carter asks some of these questions and comes up with horrifying answers. A scientist discovers a leech-like creature in a cave pool. When introduced to other animals, it enters their bodies and takes over, making them do horrible things. It also slowly brings about their deaths in a way that resembles the horrifying ends of people who die of the flu (breaking out in sores, suffering from massive infections that lay waste to the internal organs, and eventually ending in what is known by the medical community as “bleeding out”). Did I mention that it is also homicidal? And as these things tend to go in supernatural horror thrillers, the creature escapes and wreaks havoc in a school during a flood.

I think Carter has tapped into our collective terror about the flu and given it a supernatural twist. Take two parts Hot Zone, one part 28 Weeks Later, and mix with a hearty dose of best-selling horror thriller author Dean R. Koontz, and you’ll get a book like Blood Water.

My one nagging disappointment is that I think the author didn’t use the flood situation to its fullest. Here you have a deadly black leech-like creature that can swim, and you have a school full of unsuspecting students in knee-deep water, and to me that sounds like some fertile ground for a nightmare. Instead the monster spends most of its time jumping from host to host. Don’t get me wrong — that was plenty scary — but I think that would have been interesting.

The book is suspenseful, fast moving, well-written, and in places, quite terrifying. I mentioned in my Weekly Geeks introduction of this book that it was gory, and several people had reactions to that. Jackie at Farm Lane Books wondered if it had a good story-line as opposed to being all about the gore. (Yes. Good story-line. Not so much gore.) anothercookiecrumbles wondered if this book would be a good introduction to the genre. (Yes. If you’re curious about supernatural horror thrillers for young adults, this would be a great book.) Jacqueline C. wondered about Dean R. Koontz. (In a nutshell, he wrote really terrifying thrillers which sometimes had a lightly supernatural element but which usually could happen in real life. My favorite is Phantoms, which is a book about a town whose population is mysteriously disappearing in a terrifying manner.) Jackie at Literary Escapism worried (as many parents probably do) about the gore in this book and exposing her young adult kids to it. To answer her question: although it’s pretty graphic and nasty, the gore in the book is not gratuitous and there isn’t tons of it. I personally was reading far worse at a young age and look how I turned out. Ah HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Creepy Factor: 4 out of 5
Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
Weird Erotic Tension Factor: 0 out of 5 (darn it.)
Funny and/or Strange Factor: 1 out of 5

Final result: Although I think most adults would find the broth a bit thin, I have to recommend Blood Water for young adult readers. Other reviewers have mentioned that in a time of incompetent vampire teenagers, geeky magician teenagers, and obnoxious time-traveling teenagers, this fast-paced thriller stands out from the pack.

Blood Water by Dean Vincent Carter – Corgi Books – 2009

Blood Water on Amazon

Thanks to the folks at Random House for sending me a copy of this book! (See my disclosure policy.) Thanks to you for reading another one of my book reviews. Hopefully next time I review a nice juicy horror novel with loads of Weird Erotic Tension. I’m working on it! See you next time!

P.S. This review was part of a Weekly Geeks assignment.

Book Review: The Glorious Nosebleed by Edward Gorey

Edward Gorey - Glorious NosebleedFor this review on an Edward Gorey book I am going to make up a new term. Hopefully some day it will become famous and as a result I will be the most famous monster in the entire world (instead of being just one of the most famous). Here is the term. You should use this term at least three times today to help me spread it everywhere.

“Extra-Content Content”

I define “extra-content content” as content outside of what is in front of your face (which is the obvious content).

Before we get to the term, what can I say about Edward Gorey? He is one of my heroes. I said that one day before I was aware it was coming out of my mouth, and I know that it’s true. Oftentimes there are a lot of heavy words thrown about when people try to talk about Gorey’s works. One of these words is “Surrealist,” which I think should be modified to “Dadaist” in that Edward Gorey seemed to delight in creating art by rules. Something Gorey once said about his methods ended up being the title of a book about him. Answering a question about a book he had written, he said “I put them in order of ascending peculiarity.” If that isn’t Dada, then I don’t know what is.

The Glorious Nosebleed is one of my favorite works by Edward Gorey. I am also partial to The Curious Sofa, The Hapless Child, The Gilded Bat, and The Loathsome Couple. Unlike Glorious Nosebleed, these four books all follow a roughly narrative form, with a beginning, middle, and end. For example The Gilded Bat follows the trajectory (and eventual end) of a ballerina’s career and life.

Books like The Glorious Nosebleed are not narrative and instead follow a formula. The Glorious Nosebleed is an alphabet book. It is a collection of 26 couplets consisting of a simple sentence and an illustration. Every sentence contains a word that starts with a letter of the alphabet, and the letters progress A, B, C, and so on. As you read the book, each sentence is viewed on the left page of the open book, and each illustration appears on the right.

The real genius of The Glorious Nosebleed lies in the “extra-content content,” which can be found in the language Gorey used and the details of the illustrations. Here are some examples:

Edward Gorey - Jadedly - Glorious Nosebleed

Edward Gorey - Jadedly - Glorious Nosebleed

For the letter J: “She toyed with her beads Jadedly.” In this couplet, Gorey presents us with a man and a woman. The woman is reclining odalisque-like on a divan. She is wearing a white dress and toying with a long string of pearls around her neck. The man is in what appears to be a gargantuan floor-length smoking jacket. He is carrying what looks like a (presumably roasted) bear’s head on a platter. The teeth of the roast are bared. The woman is looking away, bored. The “extra-content content” is where the magic begins. What is the relationship between the man and the woman? Did he slay the bear himself as a gift to her? Would she really want a roasted bear head? Does she toy with the man the way she toys with her beads?

She Let Go of it Quickly

For the letter Q: “She let go of it Quickly.” A woman in a jaunty outfit perched on a rock wall in a field is dropping what looks like a snake. Again, there is barely any emotion in the face. Again, there is a lot of “extra-content content” in this Gorey couplet. Is that a snake? Did it just bite her? Is she poisoned now? (I like to think it did and she is.) She is the antithesis of Cleopatra. She looks nothing like Cleopatra. Did Edward Gorey think of Cleopatra when he wrote and illustrated this?

Edward Gorey - eXcrutiatingly - Glorious Nosebleed

By far my favorite is the letter X: “The piece was sung eXcruciatingly.” Here Gorey presents us with three wilting audience members in fancy dress, sitting behind an enormous, wild plant. The ladies are both wearing opera gloves (I love opera gloves!) The lady in front is clasping her hands as if begging. The floor is tessellated in a loud op-art pattern. The “extra-content content”? I don’t know about anybody else, but I can hear the singing just by looking at this scene. It is pure genius.

The last couplet is “He wrote it all down Zealously.” The illustration is of a man who is obviously Edward Gorey himself, with his beard, glasses, and signature enormous fur coat.

Dreamybee, Jackie (Literary Escapism), and Louise all wondered about the title, The Glorious Nosebleed, and if there was some meaning in it.

The front cover of the book shows a miserable woman draped on her back over some large rocks. She is holding a handkerchief to her face to staunch the flow of blood from her nose. Standing next to her are two men looking off into the distance. The title and Edward Gorey’s name are etched into the clouds. The back cover shows a white dog in the same scene from the front cover, presumably after the people have gone. The dog is sniffing the spot where the nosebleed victim was resting her head. I think that the title and cover might be the best way to describe this book: It happens. It is meaningless. There is something essential spilled. Then it ends. Maybe you will never have another one like it.

The Glorious Nosebleed - By Edward Gorey – 1974

The Glorious Nosebleed on Amazon

P.S. Here is more information about Edward Gorey – Wikipedia, a documentary in progress and the Edward Gorey House.

P.P.S. This post is part of a Weekly Geeks Meme.

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I ated Tinkerbell.

Fhtagn Spoken Here.

... the attic, a vast raftered length lighted only by small blinking windows in the gable ends, and filled with a massed wreckage of chests, chairs, and spinning-wheels which infinite years of deposit had shrouded and festooned into monstrous and hellish shapes.
The Shunned House
H.P. Lovecraft




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