MAD TEA: Adopt an Alien

MAD TEA stands for Monster Art Dolls Toy Etsy Artists. It’s a stretch I know. See this page for details about MAD TEA. This week’s featured Monster Art Doll maker has aliens for adoption. It’s Adopt an Alien on Etsy. Being a monster, I don’t actually know that much about aliens, but I do know more than the average Joe. Let’s put it this way: if a man jumps out of a black helicopter and shoots you with a gun that makes you forget what happened for the last few hours and you wake up at home not knowing what happened? THAT guy in the helicopter probably knew more about aliens than I do. MAYBE.

Buttercup, the soulful alien.

All the aliens in the Adopt an Alien shop come with adoption papers. This is probably a good thing in case you end up having to deal with the people who fly around in the black helicopters.

Mobble cannot hide her surprise.

Another awesome thing about the Adopt an Alien agency is that they have all their aliens sorted by number of eyes. This is the best way to sort aliens, as long as none of them are homicidal or dangerous. Then you have to sort them by dangerous first and number of eyes second.

Bean just gave up smoking.

(No he didn’t. I made that up.)

If there was a horizon here, Bean would be looking wistfully towards it.

Did I mention that they have conjoined twin aliens? That’s cool!

Tamyra wishes her sister would be more discreet.

Well, that’s it for this week’s installment of MAD TEA. See you next week for more Monster Art Doll Toy Etsy Artists.